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combabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every object appears suitable for grooming, including the table. combalengaed adj. Drunk to a degree that you appoint the nearest squash as chairman and seek its advice. Ranferi became combalengaed and conducted the pumpkin's views on parking. combat air patrolled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the room requires continuous aerial protection from the crisps. Kacey-jane went combat air patrolled and screened the buffet from imaginary raiders. combat armor suited adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a padded jacket grants diplomatic immunity. Deayra became combat armor suited and negotiated with the locked lavatory door. combat armour suited adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that ordinary clothing has become an operational exoskeleton. Harshvardhan went combat armour suited and volunteered to repair the pub's entire staircase. combat booted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing on furniture with the certainty of a parade-ground commander. Riyadh became combat booted and marched directly into the umbrella stand. combat boxed adj. Still drunk, and arranged in a formation designed to protect every member from the piano. Avyana was combat boxed around the bar, issuing positions to three bewildered friends. combat droned adj. Too drunk to recognise that your strategic briefing is being delivered to an unoccupied ceiling. Luvada got combat droned and targeted the kitchen bin with a bread roll. combat engineered adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve everyone else's route home while obstructing your own. Ardarius became combat engineered and built a diversion from chairs across the hallway. combat fatigued adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as a field hospital and the cushions as medical staff. Donquarius became combat fatigued and requested immediate treatment from the nearest armchair. combat fatiguesed adj. Having drunk more than your trousers can sensibly conceal, yet insisting they remain formal wear. Sitara arrived combat fatiguesed and stored six unmatched items in the trouser pockets. combat loadinged adj. Drunk enough to pack the journey home as though the taxi were entering hostile territory. Orean was combat loadinged, securing snacks and coats before approaching the taxi. combat pantsed adj. Of a drinker: dressed for an expedition, and treating the pub's coat hooks as terrain. Maayan went combat pantsed and produced a torch, two receipts and someone else's key. combat payed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that each poor decision merits additional remuneration. Ferrel became combat payed and invoiced his friends for navigating the queue. combat sported adj. Describing a drinker who turns a disagreement about music into a regulated contest. combat stress reactioned adj. A drinker who responds to a misplaced confidence with immediate, highly organised disarray. Mychael became combat stress reactioned after volunteering to carry all four glasses.