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combinatoricisted adj. Drunk to the point where every group of people, pints, and exits requires a separate calculation. Evagene was combinatoricisted, calculating which team could reach the taxi first. combinatoricsed (/ˌkɑm.bɪn.əˈtɔɹ.ɪksd/) adj. Drunk enough to classify every finite collection in the pub according to rules nobody else remembers agreeing to. Theophilus was combinatoricsed and sorted the crisps by size, colour, and probable ownership. combinatoristed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as anything other than a finite collection awaiting enumeration. Aali was combinatoristed and counted tables, stools, glasses, and routes to the lavatory. combinatory logicked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary reasoning, operating on a few reusable gestures and no remembered instructions. Jesusjr was combinatory logicked, solving every pub problem with the same two gestures. combine drivered adj. Drunk in a way that sends a person slowly across the room, gathering everything loose into one untidy procession. Elizajane was combine drivered, collecting coats, glasses, and strangers on the way to the door. combine harvestered (/ˈkɑmˌbaɪn ˈhɑɹvəstəɹd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object is gathered, separated, and threshed into conversation. Tashun was combine harvestered, collecting coats while winnowing useful advice from the shouting. combined (/ˈkɒm.baɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that separates the useful from the chaff, though neither category survives the journey home. Marijana was combined, winnowing the evening into one good story and several lost belongings. combined armsed adj. Drunk to the extent of deploying both hands, both feet, and the entire bar staff on one minor task. combined authoritied adj. Drunk on the strength of several local authorities, each issuing a different instruction about getting home. Kasimir was combined authoritied, consulting the landlord, the barman, and a passing bus driver. combined braking systemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying the front and rear brakes of conversation at different times. Abdulhakim was combined braking systemed, stopping his story at both ends and continuing in the middle. combined cycle power planted adj. Softened by drink into producing great quantities of steam for the modest purpose of boiling a kettle. Avarie went combined cycle power planted and required both gas and steam to make tea. combined degreed adj. Sharpened by drink into possessing two qualifications and no useful plan for getting home. combined evented adj. Loosened by drink into attempting several athletic disciplines, chiefly hurdling the furniture. combined gas lawed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain pressure, volume and temperature while inflating a balloon indoors. combined printed adj. Drunk and carrying both the picture and soundtrack of the evening, though badly synchronised. Kaylab was combined printed, gesturing dramatically several seconds after speaking. combined schooled adj. Drunk to the point where nursery enthusiasm and primary-school solemnity occupy the same person. Makenna became combined schooled and shared her crisps before explaining their educational value.