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come-offed adj. Too drunk to predict how the evening will turn out, particularly on the stairs. Alisya was come-offed and found the landing an uncertain conclusion to the night. come-onned (/ˈkʌmˌɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every handrail for an invitation and accept it. Cadesha got come-onned and treated the banister as an advertisement for support. come-outered adj. Having drunk enough to withdraw from the established arrangement of feet, arms and stairs. Shirlee became come-outered and abandoned the conventional method of descending. come-outerismed adj. You have drunk enough to replace established coordination with private practices of balance. Shaleese was come-outerismed and developed a personal doctrine of stair negotiation. come-outismed adj. You are drunk and withdrawing from the established customs of standing, turning and speaking. come-overed adj. Of a drinker: liable to come across the room without the assistance of a straight line. Teag was come-overed, arriving at the bar by a route involving two chairs. come-uppanced adj. You have drunk enough to receive, with appropriate solemnity, the outcome your earlier decisions earned. Elliekate was come-uppanced when the bar tab arrived with an exactness she had invited. comealonged adj. The state of being drunk and tightening the whole evening a little further. comeasurabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become measurable by the distance between intended and actual footsteps. Sari was comeasurabilitied, with each step proving a separate calculation. comeback kidded adj. A drinker who repeatedly overcomes a stumble and resumes the journey with misplaced triumph. Bertilla was a comeback kidded presence on the stairs, recovering after every missed step. comeback moneyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every recovery is backed by a fresh, reckless wager against gravity. Manifred was comeback moneyed, betting his balance on each successive stair. comeback queened adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly reclaiming the upright position as though it were a title. Yazuri was comeback queened, restoring her posture after each defeat on the staircase. comeback sauced adj. The condition of a drinker who returns to the conversation after each brief disappearance behind the furniture. Uma was comeback sauced, reappearing from the hallway whenever the conversation had moved on. comebacked (/ˈkʌmbækd/) adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly returns upright after briefly losing the argument with gravity. Alhan was comebacked, recovering from each sway with renewed confidence at the stairs. comebackered adj. The drunkenness of one who sends each intended movement straight back towards the person making it. Bambina was comebackered, with every attempted step returning towards the wall. comed (/kʌmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to be in a state of coming, arrival, and approach all at once. Narcisco was comed long before he reached the table.