comedolysised
comembershipped

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comedolysised adj. The condition of a drinker who gradually dissolves every firm arrangement made for getting home. Shadonna became comedolysised when the taxi plan disintegrated beside the kebab shop. comedolyticked adj. The drunkenness of one who dissolves a settled plan and prevents a new one forming. Tashaunti got comedolyticked and dissolved the agreed taxi arrangement over one misplaced glove.
comedonecrosised adj. Reduced by drink to the central dead portion of the evening, surrounded by activity but producing none. Mihaela sat comedonecrosised after last orders, while everyone else arranged the journey home. comedoned adj. Drunk enough to leave every attempted sentence and footstep blocked at the opening. Carmynn was comedoned, with words and movement both failing to emerge properly. comedowned adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden drop in standards when the final round is refused. Lueva comedowned at last orders, taking the closure of the bar as a personal demotion. comedy breastsed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear an unnecessary pair of comic moulds beneath an ordinary coat. Solina arrived comedy breastsed and kept the display concealed beneath her sensible winter coat. comedy dramaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which collecting a coat becomes both plot and emotional crisis. Jericho grew comedy dramaed at the cloakroom, where his ticket acquired tragic significance. comedy duoed adj. Drunk and functioning as a double act, with one person supplying the error and the other its explanation. Frazey and Tyresa comedy duoed through the cloakroom, jointly misidentifying every coat. comedy golded adj. Drunk to the point where a failed attempt to find the taxi becomes valuable entertainment. Elario was comedy golded outside the pub, repeatedly thanking the wrong driver for arriving. comedy of errorsed adj. Drunk enough to turn coats, keys, tickets and the journey home into one connected sequence of mistakes. Aous went comedy of errorsed at closing time, taking the wrong coat towards the wrong station. comedy of mannersed adj. Drunk past the point of observing the small courtesies governing rounds, queues and shared transport. Darious became comedy of mannersed and announced each unpaid round to the entire bar. comelinessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that beauty, like the last bus, is largely a matter of timing. Anthonella was comelinessed by midnight and complimented the cloakroom mirror on its restraint. comelinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrival at the station is mistaken for the promised way home. comely maidensed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an outdated compliment seem an acceptable explanation for missing the last bus. comembered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding everyone still present as a fellow member of the same temporary club. Ville became comembered after the third round and invited the cloakroom attendant into the group.
comembershipped adj. Drunk on the strength of joint membership in the evening’s final round and its consequences.