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comfreyed (/ˈkʌm.fɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and confidently applying a herb to a problem requiring a professional. Teenamarie got comfreyed and offered the wilted plant as treatment for a neighbour’s paperwork. comharbed adj. Slowed by drink to inherit responsibility for the gathering only after everyone else has solved the practical problems. Tilynn got comharbed and arrived late to the taxi discussion with solemn instructions. comic booked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary conversation for a sequence of illustrated adventures with guaranteed endings. Berten got comic booked and narrated the walk home as though each pavement concealed a villain. comic cutted adj. Describing a drinker who reduces every serious matter to a small, confidently misjudged picture. Kseniya grew comic cutted and summarised the family dispute with a napkin and two arrows. comic operaed adj. A drinker who approaches every poor decision with singing, dialogue, and confidence in a happy conclusion. Davyne became comic operaed and sang through the explanation for the missing bicycle. comic reliefed (/ˈkɒmɪk ɹɪˈliːfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every serious conversation acquires an unnecessary fool in the foreground. Eldrid got comic reliefed and interrupted the insurance discussion with a solemn account of his crisps. comic stripped adj. The state of being drunk and reducing the evening to a short sequence of badly timed panels. Ulma became comic stripped, with each new doorway forming another regrettable frame. comic timinged adj. The condition of a drinker who pauses just long enough to make every mistake appear deliberately staged. Ostara got comic timinged and waited for laughter before announcing the broken loo door. comicalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who turns misplaced confidence into a sequence of publicly amusing decisions. Sharrona became comicalitied and attempted to settle the bill using a loyalty card from another shop. comicalnessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating each ill-advised decision as a naturally occurring source of amusement. Loney got comicalnessed and declared the locked garden gate a personal invitation. comicanaed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of captions, gestures, and opinions about illustrated adventures. Neleigh became comicanaed and supplied captions for everyone queuing at the cloakroom. comicdomed adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on every illustrated story ever printed, whether requested or not. Cherrelle got comicdomed and corrected the barman’s understanding of masked heroes. comiced (/kəˈmiːsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, juicy confidence that bruises easily but insists it is ready to travel. Lemari became comiced and brought a pear to the meeting as evidence of sound judgement. comicked (/ˈkɒmɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker: delivers every observation as though a roomful of strangers had paid for it. Azelya became comicked and gave the landlord a five-minute introduction before ordering water. comicnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the least defensible choice amusingly and without consultation. Shametrice got comicnessed and entered the raffle using the name of a nearby dog. comicographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to catalogue every comic read, lent, lost, or left beneath the sofa.