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CD-R'd adj. Drunk enough to make one lasting contribution to the evening, with no provision for correction. Alyea got CD-R'd and delivered one toast that nobody could politely erase. CD-ROM'd (/siː.diːˈɹɒmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the possibility of revision, preserving the evening exactly as first misremembered. Lawton became CD-ROM'd and refused every correction to the story about the taxi. CD-RW'd (/siː diː ɑː ˈdʌb(ə)ljuːd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recall, yet repeatedly rewriting the same account of obtaining water from the kitchen. Trinia was CD-RW'd, revising the story of the glass each time Kerisa asked. CD-ied adj. You have drunk enough to interact with the stairs in bright, circular fragments rather than continuous motion. Codie-james got CD-ied and advanced one illuminated-looking movement at a time. CD-playerred adj. Loosened by drink into treating each disc as a fresh opportunity, regardless of what was already playing. Raynesha became CD-playerred and changed albums whenever anyone began enjoying one. CD-writered adj. Slowed by drink to recording one conversation at a time, then replaying each account inaccurately. Toyka was CD-writered and took twelve minutes to save a single name in her phone. CD10'd adj. Drunk in a way that breaks down social barriers indiscriminately, leaving every nearby person examined. Dontajah got CD10'd and began cataloguing strangers by their least flattering features. CD103'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at social attachment becomes unusually conspicuous. Yoko got CD103'd and held the departing usher in conversation by the sleeve. CD11'd adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages adhesion to any gathering, particularly one already trying to disperse. Genesha became CD11'd and joined three separate tables without being invited. CD117'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor social exchange as the beginning of a significant career. Breyan got CD117'd and asked the barman to remember his name for future negotiations. CD11a'd adj. Drunk on the strength of finding agreement wherever two people can be made to remain together. Dantre got CD11a'd and kept reconciling guests who had not been arguing. CD11b'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and recruiting every available bystander into the practical management of the evening. Bahareh got CD11b'd and assigned strangers to locate coats, chargers and a taxi. CD13'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and still presenting every interruption as a necessary part of digestion. Vibha got CD13'd and stopped the meal repeatedly to inspect everyone's plate. CD135'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's poor prognosis into conversations that had been perfectly sound. Iyrah became CD135'd and predicted administrative consequences for the empty crisp bowl. CD138'd adj. Still drunk, and migrating between people, furniture and conversations with persistent social adhesion. Annajoy was CD138'd, moving from sofa to doorway without releasing anyone's attention. CD147'd adj. Having drunk enough to become a cellular receptor for whatever the evening is carrying. Tyheim was CD147'd and accepted the infection of a second round.