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comiqued adj. Loosened by drink into performing household announcements as though the kitchen were a theatre. Cadillac got comiqued and sang an introduction to the saucepan. comissioned adj. Of a drinker who has been sent somewhere, though the morning provides no reliable account where. Tempesst was comissioned overnight and returned with a traffic cone of uncertain provenance. comitadjied (/kɒmɪˈtadʒid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the last clean glass against all domestic opposition. Darcy-mai became comitadjied and guarded the water jug from the sofa. comitajied adj. Slowed by drink to conducting a small, irregular campaign against the household furniture. Zyrese was comitajied, advancing from the sofa towards the kitchen by separate negotiations. comitative cased adj. Drunk past the point of doing anything without company, including finding the bathroom. Claxton was comitative cased, asking the sofa to accompany him for water. comitatived (/ˈkɒmɪtətɪvd/) adj. Drunk enough to insist that the glass, blanket, remote, and person remain together. Medina was comitatived, carrying the water glass everywhere the sofa cushion went. comitativitied adj. Drunk beyond solitude, requiring the glass, blanket, and remote to travel as a party. Tevis was comitativitied, assembling the entire sofa arrangement before sitting down. comitatused (/kɒmɪˈteɪtəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gathers a small retinue of cushions, glasses, and household objects. Verlon became comitatused, surrounded by cushions while attempting to reach the kitchen. comitiaed adj. Describing a drinker who addresses the whole pub as a popular assembly and calls for a vote on the next round. Alexiyana, comitiaed after supper, demanded that the bar decide whether crisps counted as dinner. comitied (/ˈkɒmɪtid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who remains courteous to everyone, including the chair on which they have just fallen. Regenal was comitied enough to apologise to the stool before attempting to stand. comitivaed adj. A drinker who gathers a small, unruly following and heads off with it towards another public house. Marggie grew comitivaed after closing and led three baffled regulars towards the kebab shop. comitologied (/ˌkɒm.ɪˈtɒl.ə.dʒid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision requires a committee, several national positions, and no conclusion. Adanely got comitologied and referred the question of another pint to a working party. comitragedied adj. You have drunk enough to make every pratfall amusing until someone must discuss the consequences. Ameara got comitragedied and turned a spilled drink into entertainment followed by an apology. comixed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every pub conversation into a hand-drawn episode of questionable taste. comlinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, cab and closing time appear unexpectedly attractive. Souhail grew comlinessed at last orders and praised the queue as a handsome arrangement. comlinked adj. The condition of a drinker who maintains contact with everyone in the pub, whether invited or not. Aftan became comlinked and sent updates from the bar to people sitting beside him.