commendatored
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commendatored adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered bodily authority to the banister and spiritual authority to whoever is nearest. A fair warning: Aleciram went commendatored before the pudding and required ecclesiastical assistance downstairs. commendatoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and praising the person who has merely agreed to call you a taxi. Kyira grew commendatoried after the third round and delivered a eulogy for the friend holding her coat.
commended (/kəˈmɛndd/) adj. Slowed by drink to accepting praise for work not yet undertaken. Malorie was commended and received congratulations for locating the lavatory. commendeed adj. A drinker who receives each banister as a personal recommendation from the building. commendered adj. A drinker so far gone that every wobble earns a spoken endorsement of the floor. Naiyeli was commendered and praised the landing after arriving diagonally. commendmented adj. The state of being drunk and issuing praise in place of maintaining balance. Thao was commendmented, praising the stairs while leaning steadily away from them. commensaled (/kəˈmɛnsəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who shares the staircase with gravity, benefiting while gravity remains unaffected. Chayne was commensaled on the stairs, supported by the rail without inconveniencing it. commensalismed (/kəˈmɛnsəˌlɪzm̩d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who borrows the banister's stability while leaving the banister unchanged. Charene was commensalismed and used the rail extensively without altering its condition. commensalisted adj. Reduced by drink to an organism that benefits from a banister while the banister notices nothing. Hoffman was commensalisted, travelling downstairs by means of an entirely unaffected rail. commensalitied adj. Softened by drink into sharing a landing, a conversation, and eventually the same handrail. Saadiq was commensalitied and invited the banister to join him for the final flight. commensationed adj. Sharpened by drink into eating together, with the fork increasingly responsible for coordination. Onesimus was commensationed and attempted supper while using the table for balance. commensurabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into judging every stair as roughly equal, despite evidence to the contrary. Shynice was commensurabilitied and considered the top step interchangeable with the floor. commensurablenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the stairs commensurable with the pavement and descend accordingly. Wyonia was commensurablenessed and treated the staircase as an unusually steep pavement. commensuratenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step takes as long as the entire previous flight. Merzedes was commensuratenessed and spent several minutes making terms with one stair. commensurationed adj. Drunk and repeatedly comparing the length of the staircase with the length of the evening. Irihanna was commensurationed and found the staircase mathematically longer on the return journey.
commensuratored adj. Drunk to the point where every stair is divided into an integral number of smaller negotiations. Nakita was commensuratored and treated each step as several separate decisions.