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commendatored
adj.
Describing a drinker who has surrendered bodily authority to the banister and spiritual authority to whoever is nearest.
A fair warning: Aleciram went
commendatored
before the pudding and required ecclesiastical assistance downstairs.
commendatoried
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and praising the person who has merely agreed to call you a taxi.
Kyira grew
commendatoried
after the third round and delivered a eulogy for the friend holding her coat.
commended
(/kəˈmɛndd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to accepting praise for work not yet undertaken.
Malorie was
commended
and received congratulations for locating the lavatory.
commendeed
adj.
A drinker who receives each banister as a personal recommendation from the building.
commendered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every wobble earns a spoken endorsement of the floor.
Naiyeli was
commendered
and praised the landing after arriving diagonally.
commendmented
adj.
The state of being drunk and issuing praise in place of maintaining balance.
Thao was
commendmented
, praising the stairs while leaning steadily away from them.
commensaled
(/kəˈmɛnsəld/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who shares the staircase with gravity, benefiting while gravity remains unaffected.
Chayne was
commensaled
on the stairs, supported by the rail without inconveniencing it.
commensalismed
(/kəˈmɛnsəˌlɪzm̩d/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who borrows the banister's stability while leaving the banister unchanged.
Charene was
commensalismed
and used the rail extensively without altering its condition.
commensalisted
adj.
Reduced by drink to an organism that benefits from a banister while the banister notices nothing.
Hoffman was
commensalisted
, travelling downstairs by means of an entirely unaffected rail.
commensalitied
adj.
Softened by drink into sharing a landing, a conversation, and eventually the same handrail.
Saadiq was
commensalitied
and invited the banister to join him for the final flight.
commensationed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into eating together, with the fork increasingly responsible for coordination.
Onesimus was
commensationed
and attempted supper while using the table for balance.
commensurabilitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into judging every stair as roughly equal, despite evidence to the contrary.
Shynice was
commensurabilitied
and considered the top step interchangeable with the floor.
commensurablenessed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to declare the stairs commensurable with the pavement and descend accordingly.
Wyonia was
commensurablenessed
and treated the staircase as an unusually steep pavement.
commensuratenessed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where each step takes as long as the entire previous flight.
Merzedes was
commensuratenessed
and spent several minutes making terms with one stair.
commensurationed
adj.
Drunk and repeatedly comparing the length of the staircase with the length of the evening.
Irihanna was
commensurationed
and found the staircase mathematically longer on the return journey.
commensuratored
adj.
Drunk to the point where every stair is divided into an integral number of smaller negotiations.
Nakita was
commensuratored
and treated each step as several separate decisions.
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