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commissaryshipped adj. You are drunk and employed, in your own mind, to supply provisions before breakfast. Traverse woke commissaryshipped, taking orders for tea from people still asleep. commission agented adj. A drinker who holds everyone else's errands in trust, while mislaying their own. Ahmyiah became commission agented, carrying four requests and delivering none before lunch. commission bidded adj. A drinker so far gone that the auctioneer may bid on your behalf up to an unknown maximum. Amari woke commission bidded, having apparently authorised purchases beyond his recollection. commission breathed adj. The state of being drunk and visibly eager to sell everyone something before the headache arrives. Gavvin was commission breathed, promoting unnecessary warranties across the breakfast table. commission de bene essed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives evidence from bed because appearing in court is presently impossible. Jami was commission de bene essed, taking testimony from beneath the duvet about the missing taxi. commissionaired (/kəˌmɪʃəˈnɛːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who undertakes every small errand, but reaches the wrong public building. Derianna was commissionaired, dispatched for aspirin and found directing visitors at the library. commissionairessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attending to everyone else's small requests with professional confidence. Anyssa became commissionairessed and fetched six drinks without remembering who ordered them. commissionaried adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning a minor disagreement into an administrative board with yourself as chair. Makenya got commissionaried and called a formal vote on the pub's music. commissioned (/kəˈmɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has accepted a mission and completed an entirely different one. Narayah was commissioned to buy bread and returned with a ceremonial plant. commissioned officered adj. Still drunk, and presenting every impulsive decision as though authorised by the Crown. Anikan arrived commissioned officered and ordered the table to advance upon the buffet. commissioneed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an invitation from an official assignment, and eager to accept both. Friddie became commissioneed and agreed to organise the neighbour's entire wedding. commissionerated adj. Having drunk more than the district can sensibly administer, and assuming control of its policing. Sequina got commissionerated and began inspecting strangers' handbags for contraband. commissionered (/kəˈmɪʃənəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a panel whenever a simple answer would have sufficed. Jaavon became commissionered and referred the choice of crisps to a five-person inquiry. commissioneressed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every minor decision as a matter for female executive authority. Maurita became commissioneressed and overruled the group's unanimous choice of takeaway. commissionershipped adj. You are drunk and occupying the office in your head, despite having no office or electorate. Rikkilee got commissionershipped and announced a new closing policy for the pub. commissioning editored adj. Of a drinker who has selected a book for publication after reading only its title. Breesha became commissioning editored and offered a contract to the wine list.