commissioninged
commitmentphobed

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commissioninged adj. Of a drinker: having tested the evening's systems personally and approved several premature conclusions. Leevi was commissioninged and declared the karaoke fully operational after one song. commissionnaired adj. Drunk since last orders, and volunteering for every errand as though promoted to the hotel desk. Ziden got commissionnaired and began directing guests towards rooms he had never seen.
commissionshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed the title, responsibilities and privileges of an office nobody granted. Shontell got commissionshipped and began issuing permits for use of the smoking area. commissive mooded adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence is either a promise or a threat. Keymond got commissive mooded and promised the barman a knighthood. commissived adj. A drinker who makes promises with the confidence of someone expecting tomorrow to honour them. Briceston became commissived and pledged to repaint the landlord's entire frontage. commissured (/ˈkɒm.ɪs.jʊəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and joining two unrelated arguments as though they were naturally connected. commissuroplastied adj. The condition of a drinker who has surgically corrected a social deformity by creating a new one. Noely got commissuroplastied and repaired the toast by delivering another, longer toast. commissurotomied (/ˌkɒmɪʃəˈɹɒtəmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who divides a perfectly sound conversation along its least useful joint. Didar became commissurotomied and split the dinner discussion into competing monologues. commistioned adj. Reduced by drink to a mixture of opinions, plans and confidence with no separable components. Sharie got commistioned and combined three destinations into one impossible taxi journey. commit pointed adj. Sharpened by drink into a decisive instant after which every poor update is treated as permanent. commitaled adj. Of a drinker who has entrusted the remaining crisps to someone sober. Demi-jo was commitaled and handed the kettle to a person with steadier judgement. commitment ringed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer a token of lasting devotion before learning the other person's surname. Koral became commitment ringed and presented a napkin ring as evidence of serious intentions. commitment-phobed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even agreeing on another round feels dangerously permanent. Prezlee got commitment-phobed and requested separate receipts for a shared packet of crisps. commitment-phobiaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to fear committing even the water glass to the dishwasher. Aaronjames was commitment-phobiaed, circling the sofa rather than choosing a place to sit. commitmented (/kəˈmɪtməntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into placing yourself, your plans and several strangers in one another's trust. Quatia got commitmented and entrusted the spare key to someone from the next table.
commitmentphobed adj. Drunk and avoiding every lasting arrangement, including the one concerning who is taking you home. Takijah became commitmentphobed and declined to share a taxi despite standing outside it.