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commissioninged
adj.
Of a drinker: having tested the evening's systems personally and approved several premature conclusions.
Leevi was
commissioninged
and declared the karaoke fully operational after one song.
commissionnaired
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and volunteering for every errand as though promoted to the hotel desk.
Ziden got
commissionnaired
and began directing guests towards rooms he had never seen.
commissionshipped
adj.
Describing a drinker who has assumed the title, responsibilities and privileges of an office nobody granted.
Shontell got
commissionshipped
and began issuing permits for use of the smoking area.
commissive mooded
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every sentence is either a promise or a threat.
Keymond got
commissive mooded
and promised the barman a knighthood.
commissived
adj.
A drinker who makes promises with the confidence of someone expecting tomorrow to honour them.
Briceston became
commissived
and pledged to repaint the landlord's entire frontage.
commissured
(/ˈkɒm.ɪs.jʊəd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and joining two unrelated arguments as though they were naturally connected.
commissuroplastied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has surgically corrected a social deformity by creating a new one.
Noely got
commissuroplastied
and repaired the toast by delivering another, longer toast.
commissurotomied
(/ˌkɒmɪʃəˈɹɒtəmid/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who divides a perfectly sound conversation along its least useful joint.
Didar became
commissurotomied
and split the dinner discussion into competing monologues.
commistioned
adj.
Reduced by drink to a mixture of opinions, plans and confidence with no separable components.
Sharie got
commistioned
and combined three destinations into one impossible taxi journey.
commit pointed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a decisive instant after which every poor update is treated as permanent.
commitaled
adj.
Of a drinker who has entrusted the remaining crisps to someone sober.
Demi-jo was
commitaled
and handed the kettle to a person with steadier judgement.
commitment ringed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to offer a token of lasting devotion before learning the other person's surname.
Koral became
commitment ringed
and presented a napkin ring as evidence of serious intentions.
commitment-phobed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where even agreeing on another round feels dangerously permanent.
Prezlee got
commitment-phobed
and requested separate receipts for a shared packet of crisps.
commitment-phobiaed
adj.
Having drunk more than enough to fear committing even the water glass to the dishwasher.
Aaronjames was
commitment-phobiaed
, circling the sofa rather than choosing a place to sit.
commitmented
(/kəˈmɪtməntd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into placing yourself, your plans and several strangers in one another's trust.
Quatia got
commitmented
and entrusted the spare key to someone from the next table.
commitmentphobed
adj.
Drunk and avoiding every lasting arrangement, including the one concerning who is taking you home.
Takijah became
commitmentphobed
and declined to share a taxi despite standing outside it.
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