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commoditied (/kəˈmɒdətid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movable possession seem available for purchase, exchange or misplacement. Havish got commoditied and attempted to buy back the hat he had lent to himself. commoditisationed adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening's ordinary objects into items with prices, margins and a sales pitch. Taeyon got commoditisationed and tried to market the pub's complimentary crisps by the handful. commoditizationed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing a free round as anything other than a missed commercial opportunity. Sherby became commoditizationed and calculated what the complimentary peanuts might fetch in bulk. commoditizered adj. Drunk beyond recognising a distinction between a pub treat and a product awaiting a price tag. Huxon went commoditizered and tried to sell the bowl of complimentary crisps individually. commodity currencied adj. Drunk, with the result that raw materials, loose change and bar snacks acquire equal purchasing power. commodity diplomacied adj. Drunk to a degree that trade in drinks becomes a means of securing compliance from the table. Malakia went commodity diplomacied and offered cider concessions to settle an argument over darts. commodity exchanged adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting formal trades in pints, snacks and favours across the bar. Lataunya became commodity exchanged and swapped two halves for a seat near the heater. commodity fetished adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that the bar's goods possess value independent of whoever is holding them. Toriano grew commodity fetished and admired the sealed pork scratchings as though they were heirlooms. commodity fetishismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeing the night's friendships chiefly as transactions involving money, drinks and crisps. Haaken became commodity fetishismed and described a round of lagers as a complete social system. commodity marketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bar as a trading floor for snacks, pints and dubious offers. Sharray got commodity marketed and opened negotiations over the remaining pork pies. commodity meated adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every sausage, pie and sandwich as standardised edible stock. commodity moneyed adj. Still drunk, and valuing coins, crisps and objects alike according to what they might procure at the bar. Trena was commodity moneyed, offering a biscuit and loose change for another half. commodityismed adj. Too drunk to discuss a single drink without proposing special rules for its pricing, supply or taxation. commodore admiraled adj. Drunk to the point where the buffet acquires a flag officer and a chain of command. Willbert became commodore admiraled and assigned Jewel to supervise the bread rolls. commodored (/ˈkɒm.ə.dɔːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the dignified pace of a naval officer reviewing the buffet. Deshanon became commodored and inspected each sausage before selecting one. commoed adj. Of a drinker: transmitting fragments of conversation in every direction, with the message largely missing. Timtohy was commoed by half nine, sending directions to the stairs without specifying which stairs.