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commognitioned adj. Drunk enough to conduct an internal committee meeting, with each thought sending minutes to the next. Waaris got commognitioned and debated his taxi decision with himself at length. commolitioned (/ˌkɑ.məˈlɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between grinding the pepper and grinding your teeth. Alanee became commolitioned and attempted to grind two ice cubes together. common European addered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you coiled beneath the coat rack, waiting for spring. Hollymay was common European addered and spent twenty minutes beneath the cloakroom bench. common European earwiged adj. Drunk, with the result that you retreat into the flowerpot and damage the bulbs. Kerline went common European earwiged and hid among the conservatory plants. common aldered adj. Drunk to a degree that you stand rooted beside the river, shedding leaves into your pint. Brittne became common aldered and remained beside the beer garden's drain. common ancestored adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering that everyone at the wake descends from your bar tab. Senika grew common ancestored and traced every argument back to the same bottle. common antilogarithmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising by powers of ten whenever another round is proposed. Maalik grew common antilogarithmed and found each proposed drink vastly larger than the last. common antiloged adj. Drunk on the strength of ten raised to a certain power, which turns out to be the number of pints. Jodie-mae became common antiloged and calculated the bill in powers of ten. common areaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the hallway as a communal residence. Charnel became common areaed and furnished the corridor with a folded coat. common ashed adj. Drunk by closing time, and tall enough in opinion to block the room's remaining light. Derna went common ashed and discoursed beneath the beer garden's tree. common bambooed adj. Still drunk, and bending decorously until the garden fence becomes a reasonable bed. Zacharya remained common bambooed, reclining against the fence with tropical composure. common barberried adj. Too drunk to avoid the hedge, or to notice that its berries are not boiled sweets. Zack-olivier became common barberried and emerged from the hedge with red fingers. common barleyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the source of the evening's grain as a personal acquaintance. Deeya grew common barleyed and thanked the cereal plants for their service. common beaned adj. Having drunk enough to become annual, herbaceous, and chiefly concerned with edible portions. Berenda became common beaned and planted herself beside the buffet. common bearded dragonned adj. Having drunk more than the reptile usually tolerates, and now basking beneath the radiator. Shaelah went common bearded dragonned and basked beside the pub's heater. common beeched adj. You have drunk enough to become a tall deciduous presence, chiefly obstructing the doorway. Caitrin became common beeched and blocked the entrance with sylvan dignity.