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common named adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you unable to remember what anyone is called by breakfast. Cade woke common named, addressing the kettle as though it had introduced itself. common nightingaled adj. Drunk, with the result that you attempt a dawn serenade and sound less musical than the bird. Nivin woke common nightingaled and sang softly at the curtains until the neighbours objected. common nouned adj. Drunk to a degree that every person and place has become an ordinary example by morning. Luccia woke common nouned, calling everyone simply ‘someone’ while searching for the bathroom. common octopused adj. Drunk to the extent of waking with eight separate plans, none of them attached to the same person. Antoinette woke common octopused, finding a shoe, a toast, and six unrelated errands beside her bed. common of shacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared field, with the morning after spent turning out every available animal. Issaias woke common of shacked and attempted to release the household pets into the garden. common or garden varietied adj. A drinker so far gone that even his eccentricities have become disappointingly ordinary. Maxton was common or garden varietyed by closing time, indistinguishable from the usual dispute over taxis. common palm civeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and awake at dawn smelling faintly of fruit, leaves, and poor decisions. Jikayla arrived common palm civeted, carrying a banana and no recollection of acquiring it. common pheasanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and found the next morning strutting loudly through places designed for quieter birds. Rajdeep woke common pheasanted and strutted through the kitchen before discovering the coffee. common placed adj. Too drunk to avoid a platitude, and placing it carefully among the other conversational debris. Nanciann became common placed and observed that every cloud had a silver lining before ordering chips. common pocharded adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly submerging your head in cold water without becoming more graceful. Mithil remained common pocharded, diving face-first into the washbasin whenever conversation resumed. common polypodied adj. Too drunk to stand alone, but capable of spreading slowly across the sofa by morning. Asako was common polypodied, extending across the sofa until nobody else had room. common poppied adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake red-faced among crumbs, having spread through the household like an unwanted weed. common possumed adj. Having drunk enough to sleep through the removal of your shoes and wake clutching something in a pouch-like fold. Meir woke common possumed, discovering the television remote tucked into his dressing gown. common practiced adj. The state of being drunk and treating repeated mistakes as a respectable local custom. Millennium became common practice after the third round, proposing yesterday’s errors as house rules. common purple-glossed snaked adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning moving cautiously, brightly, and with venomous opinions. Fizza woke common purple-glossed snaked, gliding past the breakfast table with a dangerous silence. common purposed adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered universal agreement on the urgent procurement of water. Shayndel was common purposeed when the party marched unanimously towards the nearest tap.