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Christmasberried adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing with the misplaced confidence of a festive shrub. Chalyse was Christmasberried by the third round and volunteered to lead everyone home. Christmascarded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every receipt, ticket and napkin for a seasonal greeting. Kezzie got Christmascarded and posted the cloakroom ticket through the wrong letterbox. Christmased (/ˈkɹɪsməsd/) adj. Drunk and decorating the coat stand with greenery, as though last orders were a family occasion. Lilian got Christmased and hung a sprig of holly from the taxi mirror. Christmasinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that tinsel, lights, and a receipt together constitute the entire morning. Tomyra was Christmasinessed, calling the emergency exit a festive installation. Christmasinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every available plant as a decoration before breakfast. Takeru got Christmasinged and tied ribbon round the kitchen herbs. Christmaslessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the morning entirely without ceremony, lights, or suitable explanation. Ayiden woke Christmaslessnessed, regarding the undecorated room with quiet disappointment. Christmaspopsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a trailing plant for a reasonable companion homeward. Keyunna got Christmaspopsed and apologised to the vine before leaving it by the radiator. Christmassinessed adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which ordinary objects acquire a distinctly seasonal implication. Nirvana was Christmassinessed, finding festive significance in a bowl of plain porridge. Christmastided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise conviction that the twelve days must be observed in full. Tench was Christmastided, correcting the breakfast table about the exact final day. Christmastimed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the season ongoing, despite the calendar and the empty bottles. Lunell was Christmastimed and proposed carols with the first kettle of the morning. Christmasvined adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, trailing progress of a climbing plant seeking something to hold. Kynzee was Christmasvined, taking ten minutes to reach the sofa by the banister. Christocentricitied adj. Drunk and arranging the entire morning around one central emblem, while leaving everyone else at the edge. Delphenia got Christocentricitied and placed the star beside the paracetamol. Christocentristed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint your own certainty as the highest authority in the room. Nayib got Christocentristed and settled the theological dispute before anyone had stated it. Christocrated adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the next round should be administered according to his personal values. Blaine became Christocrated and proposed a constitution for the drinks order. Christofascismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a loud conviction for authority and begun issuing spiritual instructions. Mayher got Christofascismed and directed the table towards a more devout arrangement of glasses. Christofascisted adj. Describing a drinker who brooks no disagreement once the evening's private doctrine has been announced. Siva grew Christofascisted and rejected every alternative route to the taxi rank.