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commonitioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing advice, warnings and instructions to the fruit bowl. Steward grew commonitioned and instructed the oranges to remain calm during the journey home. commonizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making everything ordinary by explaining it to the furniture. commonned (/ˈkɒm.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond private ownership, distributing your crisps as mutual good. Kavaris grew commonned and declared the table's remaining chips a shared resource. commonnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating the ordinary, usual and mundane as the final word on existence. Shack remained commonnessed and found metaphysical comfort in a familiar packet of crisps. commonplace booked adj. Having drunk more than the notebook can contain, and recording the evening as quotations from oneself. commonplace-booked adj. You have drunk enough to archive every stray remark, including the one about the damp napkin. Liah became commonplace-booked and entered the doorman’s cough among the evening’s memorabilia. commonplaced (/ˈkɒmənˌpleɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a platitude for a contribution to public wisdom. Damiam became commonplaced and explained that haste made waste while spilling the lager. commonplaceismed adj. You are drunk and have elevated banality into a system, chiefly concerning toast. Kinganthony became commonplaceismed and developed a philosophy based on the reliable properties of toast. commonplacenessed adj. Of a drinker: thoroughly ordinary in thought, manner and destination, which is presently the kebab shop. commonplacered adj. Of a drinker who has filled the evening with quotations, chiefly ones he has just invented. Harryson became commonplacered and began compiling memorable sayings from the table’s empty glasses. commonsensed adj. Of a drinker who has retained basic judgement about cupboards, taps, and the route to bed. Jazari grew commonsensed and checked the kitchen tap twice before retiring. commonshipped adj. Describing a drinker who regards every object, opinion and unattended napkin as jointly held. Jenyssa became commonshipped and divided the table’s possessions according to an improvised constitution. commontied adj. A drinker who claims a shared right to the premises, subject to the landlord’s contrary view. Geovanna grew commontied and asserted an ancient right to the pub’s best armchair. commonwealed (/ˌkɒmənˈwiːld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that public prosperity becomes your personal responsibility. Takoda went commonwealed and tried to settle the entire street's finances over crisps. commonwealth's-manned adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the remaining conversation as though it were a small republic. Laraye was commonwealth's-manned after last orders and held a vote on who should fetch the coats. commonwealthed (/ˈkɒmənˌwɛlθd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the party's welfare as a private administrative duty. Lucienna got commonwealthed and began allocating chairs according to their contribution to community wellbeing.