Christoffel symbolled
Chrizzoed

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Christoffel symbolled adj. A drinker who reads every change of direction as evidence of a grander curvature. Lachae got Christoffel symbolled and mapped the room's changing angles with a beer mat. Christofilos effected adj. A drinker so far gone that each new thought becomes trapped in the surrounding magnetic field. Sachiko became Christofilos effected and could not escape the orbit of one unfinished opinion.
Christogramed adj. The state of being drunk and abbreviating every important announcement into an emblem of personal certainty. Saumya got Christogramed and reduced the complicated seating plan to three solemn marks. Christolatried adj. The condition of a drinker who worships the most confident idea currently available. Micai became Christolatried and treated the loudest suggestion as an object of devotion. Christologied (/kɹɪˈstɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Reduced by drink to explaining how one person can possess two incompatible natures and still order dessert. Sindy got Christologied and distinguished her sober intentions from her very active ordering hand. Christologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who relates every human problem to the question of what one person can contain. Dubois got Christologisted and spent an hour separating his divine intentions from his human actions. Christomaniaed adj. Softened by drink into treating a private devotion as a sufficient reason for every decision. Ugene became Christomaniaed and selected the taxi according to a revelation near the coat rack. Christopaganismed adj. Loosened by drink into blending solemn principles until any proposed plan seems officially sanctioned. Defonta became Christopaganismed and approved the karaoke list as a balanced spiritual practice. Christopaganned adj. Sharpened by drink into combining incompatible instructions with complete confidence. Kensei got Christopaganned and gave the group two contradictory routes home without hesitation. Christophanied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a personal revelation whenever the conversation briefly falls silent. Jeovanni got Christophanied and appeared beside the jukebox with news of an important visitation. Christophiled adj. Slowed by drink to offering affectionate approval of every solemn opinion, including one's own. Simona became Christophiled and blessed each suggestion before forgetting what it concerned. Christophiliaed adj. Drunk and assigning profound significance to any teaching delivered in a reassuring tone. San got Christophiliaed and treated the barman's change-counting as a lesson for life. Christophobed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary disagreement acquires an unnecessarily formidable opponent. Adonya got Christophobed and regarded the harmless quiz host as a serious ideological threat. Christophobiaed adj. Drunk enough to treat a benign religious reference as an imminent challenge to personal independence. Kaydon got Christophobiaed when the quiz included a question about saints. Christy pitted adj. Drunk past the point of treating a dangerous plan as a merely technical arrangement. Macawley got Christy pitted and proposed settling the taxi dispute with a carefully timed experiment.
Chrizzoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where confident religious terminology requires an identifiable meaning. Delver became Chrizzoed and explained the entire evening using one increasingly flexible label.