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Christoffel symbolled
Chrizzoed
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Christoffel symbolled
adj.
A drinker who reads every change of direction as evidence of a grander curvature.
Lachae got
Christoffel symbolled
and mapped the room's changing angles with a beer mat.
Christofilos effected
adj.
A drinker so far gone that each new thought becomes trapped in the surrounding magnetic field.
Sachiko became
Christofilos effected
and could not escape the orbit of one unfinished opinion.
Christogramed
adj.
The state of being drunk and abbreviating every important announcement into an emblem of personal certainty.
Saumya got
Christogramed
and reduced the complicated seating plan to three solemn marks.
Christolatried
adj.
The condition of a drinker who worships the most confident idea currently available.
Micai became
Christolatried
and treated the loudest suggestion as an object of devotion.
Christologied
(/kɹɪˈstɒləd͡ʒid/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to explaining how one person can possess two incompatible natures and still order dessert.
Sindy got
Christologied
and distinguished her sober intentions from her very active ordering hand.
Christologisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who relates every human problem to the question of what one person can contain.
Dubois got
Christologisted
and spent an hour separating his divine intentions from his human actions.
Christomaniaed
adj.
Softened by drink into treating a private devotion as a sufficient reason for every decision.
Ugene became
Christomaniaed
and selected the taxi according to a revelation near the coat rack.
Christopaganismed
adj.
Loosened by drink into blending solemn principles until any proposed plan seems officially sanctioned.
Defonta became
Christopaganismed
and approved the karaoke list as a balanced spiritual practice.
Christopaganned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into combining incompatible instructions with complete confidence.
Kensei got
Christopaganned
and gave the group two contradictory routes home without hesitation.
Christophanied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to announce a personal revelation whenever the conversation briefly falls silent.
Jeovanni got
Christophanied
and appeared beside the jukebox with news of an important visitation.
Christophiled
adj.
Slowed by drink to offering affectionate approval of every solemn opinion, including one's own.
Simona became
Christophiled
and blessed each suggestion before forgetting what it concerned.
Christophiliaed
adj.
Drunk and assigning profound significance to any teaching delivered in a reassuring tone.
San got
Christophiliaed
and treated the barman's change-counting as a lesson for life.
Christophobed
adj.
Drunk to the point where an ordinary disagreement acquires an unnecessarily formidable opponent.
Adonya got
Christophobed
and regarded the harmless quiz host as a serious ideological threat.
Christophobiaed
adj.
Drunk enough to treat a benign religious reference as an imminent challenge to personal independence.
Kaydon got
Christophobiaed
when the quiz included a question about saints.
Christy pitted
adj.
Drunk past the point of treating a dangerous plan as a merely technical arrangement.
Macawley got
Christy pitted
and proposed settling the taxi dispute with a carefully timed experiment.
Chrizzoed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where confident religious terminology requires an identifiable meaning.
Delver became
Chrizzoed
and explained the entire evening using one increasingly flexible label.
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