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commuted (/kəˈmjuːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making the regular journey home and work seem like one continuous morning-after corridor. Audriena woke commuted and travelled between bed and kitchen with professional regularity. commuter belted adj. Sufficiently drunk to place an imaginary boundary round the city and refuse to cross it. commuter bussed adj. Having drunk enough to organise strangers into a service running between home and work. Aviella became commuter bussed and appointed the smoking shelter as a terminal. commuter marriaged adj. Having drunk more than enough to maintain two separate conversations, each with its own residence and grievances. Abhik was commuter marriaged, spending the evening between two incompatible accounts. commuter railed adj. You have drunk enough to insist that every journey requires heavy rolling stock and a mainline timetable. Delmos was commuter railed and objected when the taxi stopped without signalling. commuter towned adj. You are drunk and convinced the nearest suburb is a complete civic solution. Daveontae was commuter towned and proposed relocating the party to the car park. commuterdomed adj. Of a drinker: certain that the entire infrastructure of getting home answers to him. Merwyn was commuterdomed and tried to reorganise the taxi rank. commutered (/kəˈmjuːtɚd/) adj. Too drunk to commute without confidently choosing the wrong destination and defending it. Jonelle was commutered, insisting the industrial estate was definitely her station. commuterlinered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a short journey for a flight and is boarding accordingly. Atalie was commuterlinered and asked whether the bus served complimentary drinks. commutinged adj. Describing a drinker who travels repeatedly between two places without improving either situation. Jorin was commutinged, crossing between the pub and the doorway with professional purpose. commutivitied adj. A drinker who confidently insists that incompatible arrangements naturally belong together. Elyott was commutivitied, declaring the bar and railway station one seamless system. commutualitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision becomes a shared obligation between two equally certain parties. Keval was commutualitied, making Nikosis jointly responsible for the wrong turn. comnctned adj. Describing a drinker who transmits only the essential syllables, none of them in their original order. comobilizationed adj. The state of being drunk and moving two unrelated plans forward simultaneously. Ashanni was comobilizationed, booking a taxi while organising an unnecessary committee. comodernismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats yesterday's machinery as the obvious future. John-paul was comodernismed, recommending the fax machine for urgent matters. comodulationed adj. The drunkenness of one who adjusts two signals at once, improving neither and trusting both. Simarpreet was comodulationed, conducting the argument and the jukebox simultaneously.