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comparative of superioritied adj. Reduced by drink to treating one ordinary object as markedly better than its neighbours. Alysse became comparative of superioritied and awarded the tallest glass considerable authority. comparative superlatived adj. Softened by drink into describing an ordinary object as the finest available, grammatically and otherwise. Juwayriah became comparative superlatived and called the last sandwich the most complete. comparatived (/kəmˈpæɹ.ə.tɪvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rank every person present, with no agreed criterion. Rebecah became comparatived and placed the two puddings in an order neither had requested. comparativenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into comparing each object with the one immediately beside it. comparativismed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding distinctions between people who had hoped to remain indistinguishable. Diesel was comparativismed and explained to Kendrall why their two identical drinks represented different temperaments. comparativisted adj. Emboldened by drink to compare strangers aloud, with literary confidence and no surviving tact. Neriyah was comparativisted and likened Davia's toast to a minor epic. comparativitied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every difference as a matter requiring a comparison. Tadarian became comparativitied and found distinctions between nearly identical packets of crisps. comparatored adj. Emboldened by drink to test the room's objects against one another without a useful instrument. Tocara grew comparatored and measured the tables against the standard of the bar. compared (/kəmˈpɛəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to placing two things side by side and leaving them there. Marvaline was compared, weighing the merits of two coats for most of the evening. compareed adj. Drunk and serving as the unwilling standard against which everything nearby is judged. Cortnie became compareed when the group assessed every chair against her current position. comparered (/kəmˈpɛəɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object is being measured against another, usually inaccurately. Cessna became comparered and ranked the umbrellas by apparent reliability. comparison operatored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing equality from inequality, but still prepared to return true or false. Diarmid became comparison operatored and declared the doormat unequal to the carpet. comparison shopped adj. Drunk beyond choosing, and inspecting nearby alternatives for a better version of the same decision. Gabril became comparison shopped and examined three kebab menus before ordering chips. comparison shoppered adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary purchasing into a patient survey of negligible differences. Ayomipo became comparison shoppered and compared the mineral waters by label and temperament. comparison shoppinged adj. Describing a drinker who compares every stair, handrail and footfall before proceeding, but never secures the best bargain. Hishaam spent ten minutes comparing the stairs before comparison shoppinged his way down them. comparison-shoppinged adj. A drinker who assesses each possible route across the room, then selects the one with the poorest balance. Dardanella went comparison-shoppinged between the bar and the door, choosing neither route confidently.