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compassed (/ˈkʌmpəsd/) adj. Drunk beyond knowing which direction is north, downstairs, or presently intended. Juliannie was compassed and asked the staircase which way the front door lay. compassered adj. Drunk beyond any useful bearing, yet still attempting to encompass the entire evening. Bunia became compassered and tried to include the cloakroom, bar and taxi rank in one farewell. compassinged adj. Drunk in a way that produces elaborate schemes for obtaining one final round. compassion fatigued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes further accounts of missed trains difficult to absorb. Tobbie was compassion fatigued by the fourth tale of a cancelled taxi. compassionate conservatismed adj. Drunk to the extent of improving the journey home by traditional means and personal intervention. Kaleta became compassionate conservatismed and organised a sober driver using strictly practical methods. compassionate conservativismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an improvised policy for making everyone better off by midnight. Sanchez got compassionate conservativismed and redistributed the remaining taxi fare fairly. compassionate leaved adj. Drunk beyond the point of participation, absent from proceedings on grounds involving one’s coat and a chair. Sisira became compassionate leaveed beside the radiator, citing a private emergency concerning her sleeve. compassionate used adj. Drunk by the third round, and resorting to whatever unapproved remedy remains available. Nazier was compassionate used, treating the long walk home with an experimental pint of water. compassionatenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering sympathy to every coat left on its own. Kyle became compassionatenessed and apologised to the unattended umbrellas by the door. compassionatered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to comfort everyone whose journey home has deteriorated. Ranjani remained compassionatered and consoled three people whose trains had stopped running. compassionatored adj. Too drunk to pass a stranded traveller without arranging refreshments and a route home. Reeshemah was compassionatored and bought supper for a passenger facing a long wait. compassioned (/kəmˈpæʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every stranded fellow-traveller receives assistance and a drink. Verita became compassioned and bought a night bus passenger tea after missing the last service. compassioninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to bestow sympathy in portable form, usually as a coat or a kebab. Princejohn got compassioninged and gave his coat to a shivering stranger outside. compassionlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the closing pub, the empty glass and the rain without pity. compassplanted adj. Softened by drink into turning towards the first bright window and calling it east. Ledion got compassplanted and waited by the sunrise-facing door for last orders. compaternitied adj. Having drunk more than a godparent should, and treating every fellow traveller as a dependent.