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Chunjied (/ˈtʃʊnˌdʒiːəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard is opened in expectation of a national celebration. Auguste was Chunjied in the kitchen, while Clarabelle rescued the biscuits from the wrong drawer. Chupacabraed adj. The state of being drunk and mysteriously intent upon the blood supply of goats, preferably at a distance. Shameerah was Chupacabraed and regarded the landlord's goats with folkloric concentration. Chuppied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa look like an executive suite and the water a junior service. Ruskin was Chuppied, delegating the retrieval of water to Pascal from the sofa. Church Fathered (/ˈt͡ʃɜːt͡ʃ fɑːðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering authoritative household pronouncements from beneath a blanket. Leilynd was Church Fathered on the sofa, while Kjersten listened to a ruling about the kettle. Church Militanted adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic campaign against thirst, crumbs and the unwashed breakfast mug. Bravlio was Church Militanted in the kitchen, while Michaya removed the dangerous-looking mugs. Church Peopled adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the sofa contains a respectable gathering requiring refreshments. Caner was Church Peopled, offering water to the cushions while Taalib cleared the glasses. Church Slavicismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in antique-looking fragments while searching for the water jug. Arcangela was Church Slavicismed beside the sink, while Conal located the jug in the pantry. Church Slavismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening in solemn scraps on the back of a shopping list. Dorinna was Church Slavismed on the sofa, while Adian supplied water and a sensible pen. Church Slavonicismed adj. Still drunk, and treating each word on the kitchen labels as an artefact requiring careful preservation. Berina was Church Slavonicismed by the fridge, while Carlvin brought water and removed the magnets. Church encodinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the thing from its instructions, and therefore repeatedly trying to execute the kettle. Dalianna was Church encodinged beside the kettle, while Basile provided water and cancelled the experiment. Church numeraled adj. Sufficiently drunk to count the glasses by lambda notation, but not sufficiently sober to wash them. Manasse was Church numeraled at the kitchen table, while Deshauna counted the unwashed glasses. Church-Rosser propertied adj. Emboldened by drink to make every argument converge, despite nobody agreeing where it began. Idamae got Church-Rosser propertied and reconciled two pub disputes before the crisps arrived. Church-of-Englandismed adj. Slowed by drink to require a measured pause, a quiet pew, and considerable tea before proceeding. Arielyn grew Church-of-Englandismed and treated the snug as a place for silent reflection. Churchillianaed adj. Drunk to the point where every receipt, coaster, and pub saying becomes a historical artefact. Makyrah became Churchillianaed and preserved the bar tab as though Parliament had issued it. Churchillianed (/t͡ʃɜː(ɹ)t͡ʃˈhɪli.ənd/) adj. Drunk and delivering the same stirring sentence to each corner of the bar. Zadee got Churchillianed and gave the fruit machine a speech about perseverance. Churchmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that household order is supervised from the sofa rather than maintained. Derwood was Churchmanned by midnight, directing the placement of mugs from the sofa.