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Churg-Strauss syndromed adj. Drunk enough to develop a complicated internal condition, then explain it at length to the landlord. Jabina got Churg-Strauss syndromed and diagnosed her own reluctance to leave the snug. Chusovitinaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the bar stool as apparatus for a daring vault. Yelonda went Chusovitinaed and attempted a vault over the settle with admirable commitment. Chuukesed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary introductions, and addressing every stranger as an old drinking companion. Ellary got Chuukesed and greeted the new darts team as though they had shared childhood holidays. Chuvashed (/t͡ʃʊˈvɑːʃd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience acquires the dignity of a regional emergency. Shaliek got Chuvashed and convened the bar staff over a missing pork scratching. Chvostek signed adj. Drunk to a degree that a light tap on the jaw produces an involuntary opinion about another round. Channer was Chvostek signed and twitched visibly whenever the barmaid approached. Chwezied (/ˈt͡ʃweɪzid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a forgotten dynasty, with the snug as an inherited empire. Tempe became Chwezied and claimed the corner seat as though it had descended through the family. Chypred adj. Drunk on the strength of perfume, citrus, and whatever was poured after the advertised measure. Hamno got Chypred and insisted the pub smelled of orange peel and expensive timber. Ciarraiged adj. Loosened by drink into an assembly of separate medieval-sounding opinions, none willing to leave the table. Nash became Ciarraiged and convened three crisps, a coaster and himself in formal session. Ciarraighed adj. Drunk on the strength of a territorial conviction about the larger sofa that no one present is in a position to contest. Peytonn was Ciarraighed by nine and had quietly annexed the corner seat with three coats. Cibachromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening in bright, permanent colours despite the missing details. Maya got Cibachromed and remembered the pub lights more clearly than anyone's conversation. Ciboneyed adj. Still drunk, and wandering the pub as though every familiar object had only just been discovered. Meleena stayed Ciboneyed and examined the fruit machine with genuine archaeological interest. Ciceronianed (/sɪsəˈɹəʊnɪənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordering a pint into a balanced period with several subordinate clauses. Lolani became Ciceronianed and requested a bitter in sentences of remarkable length. Ciceronianismed adj. Having drunk enough to imitate grand rhetoric while attempting to settle the matter of shared crisps. Tinica got Ciceronianismed and argued for the crisps with three polished appeals. Ciceronianisted adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably support, and writing speeches on beer mats. Cannan became Ciceronianisted and drafted a pub manifesto on the back of a coaster. Ciguayoed adj. You have drunk enough to establish a self-contained camp around the nearest table and defend its territory. Deklynn got Ciguayoed and arranged empty glasses around the table like a modest stockade. Cilicianed (/sɪˈlɪsɪənd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the route to the bar as a campaign requiring maps and provisions. Ethan jay got Cilicianed and planned the journey to the bar with a packet of crisps.