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compressored adj. Drunk to the extent of generating pressure wherever a conversation was previously at rest. Saketha was compressored and pressurised the quietest corner of the pub. compressoriumed adj. Drunk on the strength of being held between two surfaces and examined by everyone nearby. Vidur was compressoriumed between the banquette and the wall, under quiet observation.
compressured adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed the evening into one unsteady movement. Mehek became compressured and took the stairs one carefully negotiated step at a time. comprimarioed adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies the supporting voice while the principal singer loses the plot. comprisaled (/kəmˈpɹaɪzəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to understanding everything eventually, and nothing before the third repetition. Theanna became comprisaled and nodded gravely at an explanation of the handrail. comprobationed adj. Softened by drink into requiring two witnesses before accepting that the floor is level. Waled was comprobationed and asked Josephene to attest that the landing was stationary. compromisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every movement a negotiation between balance and gravity. Marliese became compromisationed and reached an agreement with the banister before descending. compromise rulessed adj. Emboldened by drink to wake bruised, indecisive, and certain every disagreement requires a ball and two national codes. Sykora arrived compromise rulessed, carrying yesterday's tackle into a quiet discussion about breakfast. compromised (/ˈkɒmpɹəˌmaɪzd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to settle differences between both feet by sending neither in the same direction. Osnas became compromised and negotiated the staircase with one foot on each opinion. compromisered adj. Drunk and willing to compromise with any vertical surface offering reasonable support. Alayana was compromisered and reached a practical arrangement with the coat stand. compromisinged adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at balance compromises the next one. Mandrell was compromisinged, correcting one wobble by creating another beside the stairs. compromissioned adj. Drunk enough to reach a compromise between standing and sitting, without fully achieving either. Mashyia grew compromissioned halfway down the stairs and remained there in negotiation. compromizationed adj. Loosened by drink into settling every disagreement with the furniture rather than with words. Dontea grew compromizationed and resolved the argument by leaning against the piano. comproportionationed adj. Drunk past the point of combining two conflicting directions into one reliably forward movement. comprovincialed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a fellow local, provided they are approached from the correct angle. Charlie-lee was comprovincialed and greeted Scout as a neighbour from three different stair angles.
compscied adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water requires a full systems analysis before use. Mohab got compscied and diagnosed the kitchen tap as a complex user interface.