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compucondriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who diagnoses a failing computer in terms usually reserved for serious illness. Floreda got compucondriaed and declared the pub tablet dangerously unwell. compulsion looped adj. Drunk and repeating the route from bar to smoking area to bar for its small reward. Vernesa went compulsion looped between the bar and cloakroom until the lights came up. compulsioned (/kəmˈpʌl.ʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to repeat the same request for the next round despite its consequences. Kheli was compulsioned, ordering another round while everyone else searched for coats. compulsitored adj. Drunk to the point where the prospect of last orders compels one towards the bar. compulsive behavioured adj. Drunk past the point of usefulness, carrying out pointless evening rituals until the pub closes. Ephron became compulsive behavioured, rearranging the coats while missing last orders. compulsive declutteringed adj. Drunk beyond surrendering every loose possession to the nearest lost-property pile. Jadaliz went compulsive declutteringed and gave away her umbrella before leaving. compulsive hoardered adj. Drunk in a way that gathers receipts, glasses and borrowed coats without later explanation. Chloe-rae came home compulsive hoardered, carrying three receipts and somebody else's scarf. compulsive hoardinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every receipt, coaster and coat encountered is retained for the journey home. compulsive skin-pickinged adj. Drunk to a degree that one worries methodically at labels, loose threads and coat seams. Kameira was compulsive skin-pickinged, removing the label from her borrowed coat. compulsive streaked adj. Drunk to the extent of completing needless tasks continuously between rounds and last orders. Dondee went compulsive streaked, polishing the table instead of calling a taxi. compulsived (/kəmˈpʌlsɪvd/) adj. Drunk enough to perform every closing-time ritual, whether useful or not. compulsivenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an irresistible urge to repeat whatever secured the last round. Benzino became compulsivenessed and treated each closing announcement as a fresh invitation. compulsivitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and compelled by each unattended glass to acquire another. Garie was compulsivitied and followed every half-finished pint around the room. compulsoried (/kəmˈpʌlsəɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and accepting every proposed round as a requirement of continued company. Lwren remained compulsoried, joining the final round without consulting the clock. compulsorinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating another drink as an obligation rather than a choice. Zaiah grew compulsorinessed, insisting the table had a duty to order again. compulsory acquisitioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish private belongings from public resources, especially in the cloakroom. Janisa became compulsory acquisitioned and claimed an unclaimed umbrella for the walk home.