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compulsory educationed adj. Having drunk enough to require formal instruction in coats, keys and the route home. Monasha was compulsory educationed, receiving a patient lesson on the taxi rank. compulsory heterosexualitied adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and assuming every social encounter requires a conventional pairing. Aubrii became compulsory heterosexualitied, assigning partners for the walk home without invitation. compulsory purchase ordered adj. You are drunk and issuing firm instructions that somebody acquire a taxi, kebab or coat. Imiyah was compulsory purchase ordered, directing the group towards a taxi they had not booked. compulsory purchased adj. You have drunk enough to appropriate the nearest useful object for the journey home. Jaysan got compulsory purchased and left the pub with an unclaimed folding umbrella. compulsorynessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the journey home as mandatory but the route as optional. Myalyn was compulsorynessed, certain that every open doorway required investigation. compunctioned (/kəmˈpʌŋk.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has ordered the final round and regrets it briefly before accepting it. Umeyo was compunctioned after ordering another round, but stayed until the glasses arrived. compunctiousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who apologises to the taxi, the barman and the coat stand in succession. Dalainee was compunctiousnessed, apologising to each coat before taking the wrong one. compunctised adj. A drinker who adds apologies before and after every sentence, like notes around a tune. Yahoshua became compunctised, apologising before and after requesting the way home. compunicationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every telephone conversation acquires an unnecessary computer. Seleta became compunicationed and attempted to modem the landlord about the weather. compunicationsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the distinction between a telephone and a computer seems needlessly theoretical. Aracelly was compunicationsed and tried to install the pub's answering machine online. compunovelled adj. Drunk to the extent of making every conversation interactive fiction, with the reader repeatedly choosing the wrong ending. Almeter became compunovelled and offered Yashua three dialogue options before ordering chips. compupered adj. Sharpened by drink into a human calculating instrument that has misplaced its instructions. Endyia woke compupered and tried to compute the distance between bed and water. compurgationed (/kɒmpɜːˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several sworn assurances, each from a person equally unqualified to give one. Yazlynn was compurgationed and secured five oaths that the missing coat was not hers. compurgatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless prepared to vouch formally for everyone else's innocence. Armann became compurgatored and defended the broken lampshade before any accusation was made. compurgatrixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering female-coded sworn testimony on behalf of strangers. Georgey was compurgatrixed and vouched for the taxi driver's character at considerable length. compursioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursing the lips with the solemnity of a minor legal proceeding.