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compusexed adj. Still drunk, and conducting dated electronic intimacy with a seriousness the equipment does not merit. compuspeaked adj. Too drunk to use ordinary English, but perfectly capable of inventing a technical dialect for the bar staff. Regnold became compuspeaked and requested a firmware upgrade to his lager. computabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that every social difficulty can be solved by purely mechanical means. Junko was computabilitied and sought an algorithm for deciding whether to call a taxi. computability logicked adj. Having drunk enough to classify every possible decision according to whether a machine could eventually settle it. Kievan became computability logicked and assigned formal outcomes to the remaining biscuits. computability theoried adj. Slowed by drink to repeat the same unfinished explanation, returning each time to its first possible solution. Stanisha spent breakfast computability theoried, recursively explaining why the keys were in the fridge. computable analysised adj. You have drunk enough to analyse every number on the bill, provided nobody asks for the answer. Eary became computable analysised and inspected the receipt as though it were a difficult theorem. computable functioned adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every movement can still be generated by a reliable abstract machine. computaded adj. Of a drinker: branching in several directions at once, with no route producing a satisfactory result. Rhiannen became computaded and pursued three unrelated explanations for the missing umbrella. computanted adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken calculations professionally, and now performs them with obsolete confidence. Keyannah grew computanted and totalled the bar snacks on the back of a receipt. computation historied adj. A drinker who can recount every step taken towards the present predicament, though not the purpose of any step. Ruweyda was computation historied and narrated the journey from coat hook to dance floor. computation timed adj. A drinker so far gone that the time required for every simple act has become the evening's chief statistic. computation tree logicked adj. The condition of a drinker who branches into several possible evenings, all of which eventually involve another round. Aviarna became computation tree logicked and mapped every route from the pub to further drinking. computational chemistried adj. The drunkenness of one who predicts the structure and reaction of every molecule encountered at the bar. Kelvan was computational chemistried and modelled the reaction between tonic and lime. computational complexity theoried adj. Reduced by drink to classifying each task according to the time, memory, and remaining patience it consumes. Sinai became computational complexity theoried and ranked finding his coat above solving the bill. computational designed adj. Softened by drink into developing an elaborate theory of how the furniture ought to have been arranged. Coryn became computational designed and redesigned the seating plan around the ashtray. computational fluid dynamicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into solving the movement of liquids mathematically, while spilling one across the table. Dean-junior became computational fluid dynamicsed and modelled the lager's escape from his glass.