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computed tomographied adj. Softened by drink into separate remembered sections, as though the night had been scanned through. Dehlia woke computed tomographied, with each part of the party visible but poorly connected. computer architectured adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's internal structure has become a badly planned machine. Keiyara was computer architectured, assigning separate systems to thirst, shame and toast. computer chessed adj. Drunk past the point of playing the morning strategically, allowing the furniture to dictate every move. Yanibel was computer chessed, losing to the coffee table before reaching the kettle. computer chipped adj. Of a drinker: confident enough to believe every thought has been installed by professionals. Dekevious got computer chipped and entrusted the pub quiz to an imaginary upgrade. computer coded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a half-formed intention for executable instructions. Dyon became computer coded and attempted to automate the collection of everyone's coats. computer cored adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself the evening's central processing centre. Casmer went computer cored and began allocating tasks to people who had not asked. computer datinged adj. A drinker who matches strangers with unwarranted confidence, then treats the introductions as binding. computer engineeringed adj. The state of being drunk and redesigning ordinary objects with confidence no one requested. Crecencio became computer engineeringed and proposed a better architecture for the pub's toilets. computer gamed (/ˈkəmˈpjuːtəˌɡeɪmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who believes every exchange has rules, points and a winning strategy. Emara went computer gamed and negotiated the bill as though it were a tournament. computer graphicsed adj. Reduced by drink to altering the apparent shape, colour and perspective of everything nearby. Donzetta became computer graphicsed and insisted the bar had acquired a more flattering geometry. computer illiteracied adj. Softened by drink into treating every unfamiliar device as a personal betrayal. Funda got computer illiteracied and accused the card reader of hiding the payment button. computer labbed (/kəmˈpju.tɚ ˌlæbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating a shared workspace as a place for unsupervised experiments. Crete went computer labbed and tested whether the printer would accept a beer mat. computer languaged adj. Emboldened by drink to address ordinary people in instructions intended for machines. Jihad became computer languaged and told the barman to initialise another round. computer literacied (/kəmˌpjuːtə ˈlɪt(ə)rəsid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where operating a familiar device requires ceremonial assistance. Noy got computer literacied and asked which button made the pub's music continue. computer modelled adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary decision is replaced by a speculative simulation. Madalina went computer modelled and predicted three possible outcomes for choosing a sandwich. computer moused adj. Drunk enough to pursue small, uncertain movements while maintaining complete confidence in the route.