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computer networked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping conversations separate, sharing every conclusion with every available person. Taresa became computer networked and relayed the barman's private remark to the whole room. computer papered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every surface seem ready to receive an important, glossy record. Merrium became computer papered and documented the evening on unused beer mats. computer personned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary competence is mistaken for authority over all technical matters. Valiere got computer personned and took charge of reconnecting the pub's speaker. computer processored (/ˈkəmˈpjuːtəˌprəʊsɛsəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that instructions continue executing after their purpose has been forgotten. Kerrie-ann became computer processored and carried out the coat-collection plan long after everyone had gone. computer programed adj. Drunk to the extent of following a sequence of confident instructions towards an unforeseen result. Jaoni got computer programed and followed the route to the toilets as though executing a script. computer programmed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rare spelling and consequently certain that every instruction is authoritative. computer programmered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still writing solutions for problems nobody has reported. Thomos became computer programmered and devised a system for preventing future queue confusion. computer programminged adj. The drunkenness of one who writes, tests and debugs a message to the kitchen before sending it. Notie spent twenty minutes debugging a text about the glass of water, thoroughly computer programminged. computer scienced adj. Sharpened by drink into finding mathematical structures in the crumbs on the coffee table. computer scientisted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household mishap as a research problem with a glass of water. Vacie became computer scientisted and investigated why the kettle had not answered. computer securitied adj. Emboldened by drink to protect the water glass from unauthorised access by the household. Cataliyah got computer securitied and placed the glass behind two cushions for safety. computer shopped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a retail establishment and every cupboard requires browsing. Xienna was computer shopped, comparing mugs in the kitchen as though purchasing them. computer simulationed adj. Drunk enough to rehearse the route to the glass of water without actually leaving the sofa. Jayvean was computer simulationed, modelling the walk to the kitchen for half an hour. computer systemed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa, remote and water glass as separate equipment. Lilliebell was computer systemed, wearing the blanket and holding the remote like one appliance. computer technicianed adj. Drunk beyond repairing the household, though still willing to examine the kettle with professional seriousness. Hunner was computer technicianed and diagnosed the silent kettle as needing a restart. computer virused adj. Drunk in a way that transmits itself through the household, leaving glasses and cushions in disarray. Kianta became computer virused and spread from the kitchen to every available sofa cushion.