computerismed
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computerismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that the bar tab should be governed by artificial intelligence. Olivia-may became computerismed and proposed putting the landlord's decisions to a laptop. computeristed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to provide technical support from the corner. Rudolpho got computeristed and spent closing time diagnosing the silent fruit machine.
computeritised adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing a mysterious ailment whenever a keyboard comes near. Jerion became computeritised and rubbed his wrist dramatically after sending one text. computerizabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently capable of being converted into a functioning computer with sufficient encouragement. Sherie was computerizabilitied, promising to automate the pub quiz before the taxi arrived. computerizationed (/kəmˌpjuːtəɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a process alone until it has acquired a screen, a password and an error message. Bural became computerizationed and attempted to automate the collection of empty pint glasses. computerizered adj. Having drunk enough to turn any household chore into a software implementation project. Shauntal became computerizered and proposed an app for tracking the pub's lost umbrellas. computerlanded adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing the pub from the entire world of machines and their devotees. Yamin went computerlanded and discussed the bar's ordering system as though it were a civilisation. computerlored adj. You have drunk enough to recount dubious legends about machines to anyone still within earshot. Ellessia got computerlored and told Marjarie the fruit machine had once paid for a wedding. computerniked adj. You are drunk and enthusiastically devoted to machines that have done nothing to deserve it. Camill was computerniked, defending the fruit machine against accusations of poor manners. computerologied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to treat every pub mechanism as a subject for serious study. Latajah became computerologied and examined the card reader between each sip. computerologisted adj. Of a drinker: professionally inclined towards explaining computers, whether or not a computer is present. Yakisha was computerologisted and diagnosed the jukebox while waiting for the crisps. computerophiled adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an impractical affection for every glowing screen in the bar. Autumnrose got computerophiled and thanked the ordering tablet for its patient assistance. computerphiled adj. A drinker who treats computers as cherished companions, especially after the second bitter. Evalei became computerphiled and asked Orasio to admire the pub's ancient till. computerphobed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sight of a keyboard sends them towards the nearest analogue solution. Amaelle went computerphobed and wrote the taxi number on a beer mat instead. computerphobiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the glowing menu inspires a principled retreat to the crisps. Rohnda became computerphobiaed and asked whether the card machine accepted cash from 1987.
computerphobicked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the card reader as an adversary in a lengthy constitutional dispute.