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Cisjordanianed adj. Of a drinker: stranded on the near side of the conversation, with friends conducting rescue operations. Amarachukwu was Cisjordanianed, separated from the taxi by one increasingly disputed pavement. Ciskeianed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed companions to manage the practical borders of the evening. Chloe-ann became Ciskeianed, while Jermika negotiated which doorway counted as the exit. Cistercianed (/sɪsˈtɜː(ɹ)ʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken silence for a contribution and contemplation for participation. Jeanique was Cistercianed, sitting quietly while Kwok answered questions on her behalf. Cistercianismed adj. A drinker who has converted the table to silence, reflection, and a strict timetable for further refreshment. Tiniya became Cistercianismed and imposed contemplative pauses between every round. Citianed (/[ˈsɪɾiən]d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must navigate the evening by ancient landmarks and confident guesswork. Kmauri was Citianed, directing everyone towards a harbour that had not been nearby for centuries. Citizened adj. The state of being drunk and claiming civic responsibility for everyone else's route, tab, and opinions. Correena got Citizened and attempted to organise a public consultation about the music. City Road Africanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pavement an office and every passer-by a client. Zakory became City Road Africanned and conducted negotiations outside the off-licence. City editored adj. Reduced by drink to treating every rumour in the room as financial news requiring immediate circulation. Kaitlind got City editored and briefed the bar staff on Lashekia's supposed investment strategy. Civitanned adj. Softened by drink into volunteering everybody present for community service before asking what the service involved. Katleyn became Civitanned and recruited three strangers to repaint the neighbour's fence. Cizhou wared adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering elaborate ceramic criticism to people who had asked about nothing breakable. Indie-mai got Cizhou wared and assessed every mug in the pub for historical significance. Cked adj. Drunk and finding every route home narrowing towards a small, tidal entrance. Imesha was Cked after last orders, funnelled towards the taxi rank by the crowd. ClG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that several versions of you occupy the landing, none agreeing on the way down. Shenai got ClG'd and held a brief summit with herself beside the stairs. Clackamased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which companions must explain each movement before it occurs. Alphus became Clackamased, requiring a committee to guide him across the car park. Clactonianed adj. Drunk and fashioning crude solutions from whatever the gathering has left within reach. Luzia got Clactonianed and built a drink holder from napkins and two forks. Claddagh ringed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is assigned friendship, love, and loyalty without appeal. Mashad became Claddagh ringed and clasped Sury's hands during a lengthy declaration. Claddaghed adj. Drunk enough to treat the group as a circle of sworn friends, whether they consented or not. Isarely got Claddaghed and promised lifelong loyalty to the woman serving chips.