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conceptual fallacied adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking the morning's discomfort for proof that every decision was wrong. Shandrell woke conceptual fallacied and blamed the burnt toast for the entire night's judgement. conceptual inversed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds each morning explanation indistinguishable from its opposite. Larie woke conceptual inversed and could not tell whether coffee preceded or followed the headache. conceptual metaphored adj. The drunkenness of one who explains the morning by translating every sensation into another domain. Addi woke conceptual metaphored and called the headache a small committee behind the eyes. conceptual physicsed adj. Reduced by drink to deriving the laws of the morning from space, matter, energy and one stubborn headache. Johnanna conceptual physicsed the hangover, while everyone else requested simpler premises. conceptual schemaed adj. Softened by drink into a map of the morning in which every object has an anxious relationship to water. conceptualisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a single morning idea, usually involving water and immediate silence. Mertle woke conceptualisationed with one clear proposal: cancel the day and locate the tap. conceptualisered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's events are being turned into concepts before the facts return. Polina woke conceptualisered and converted the missing keys into a theory of household migration. conceptualismed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the unfinished morning as an exhibition of ideas rather than a failure of preparation. conceptualisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the morning's simplest objects require an artist's statement. Marlese woke conceptualisted and supplied a lengthy rationale for leaving the curtains closed. conceptualitied adj. Drunk and treating the morning as something that exists chiefly in ideas rather than in the body. Krysten woke conceptualitied and insisted the headache was more significant than physical. conceptualizationed adj. Loosened by drink into several competing notions of the morning, none sufficiently attached to events. Kerys woke conceptualizationed and offered four explanations for the cold tea. conceptualizered adj. Drunk enough to invent an explanation for every morning-after detail, including those plainly caused by carelessness. Kaylany woke conceptualizered and attributed the overturned plant to a change in domestic philosophy. conceptused adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's protective tissues from the consequences they are protecting. concern trolled adj. Drunk, with the result that every suggestion made in good faith will reliably worsen things for all parties. Kristalee went concern trolled at eleven and proposed several helpful adjustments, each more ruinous than the last. concern-trolled adj. A drinker who confidently recommends abandoning the sound plan in favour of one that will embarrass everyone. Lacrystal became concern-trolled and advised the orchestra to promote its recital with an unsolicited fireworks display. concernancied adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed course of action appears relevant, particularly the disastrous ones. Jenry, concernancied, found a persuasive connection between the raffle and hiring a brass band.