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concessions standed adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub's food counter as a permanent fixture and order from it twice. Kiauna got concessions standed and queued for chips immediately after finishing hers. concessived adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any plan without adding ‘even if’ or ‘although’. Crisbel got concessived and approved the taxi, although nobody had found one. concessivenessed adj. Drunk beyond bargaining with the facts, provided every objection is granted in advance. Athos became concessivenessed and accepted the bill, subject to every possible objection. concessivitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every refusal sound like a qualified agreement. Arial got concessivitied and said no to the kebab, in principle and for now. concessored (/kənˈsɛs.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every dispute is surrendered before the second round. Dejanee got concessored and let the loudest man at the bar win the argument. concestored adj. Drunk to a degree that has you identifying the common ancestor of everyone at the bar. concettismed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary pub talk with elaborate turns of phrase. Mackaela got concettismed and described the landlord as a monarch of fermented mercy. concettoed (/kənˈt͡ʃɛtəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a clever phrase, which is then used to settle every matter. Debbe got concettoed and called the closing bell a curfew for the thirsty. conchaed (/ˈkɒŋ.kəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and shaped around the evening like a shell around its occupant. Romesha was conchaed by closing time, curved protectively around the final half. conchaspidided adj. Still drunk, and clinging to the conversation in small, hard, overlapping patches. Lakevia remained conchaspidided, attached to three separate conversations near the bar. conchectomied adj. Too drunk to keep both ears in the conversation, and content to leave one behind. conched (/ˈkɒnt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and withdrawing into a private spiral while maintaining a shell-like silence. Suzonne went conched after last orders and guarded the crisps without speaking. conchered adj. Sufficiently drunk to warm and grind every remaining thought into a smoother, less reliable form. Freeman got conchered and refined a simple request for crisps into a lengthy speech. conchied (/ˈkɒntʃid/) adj. Describing a drinker who declines the next round on principle, then accepts someone else's chips. Norm was conchied and refused another lager, while accepting three portions of chips. conchiferanned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining soft, exposed, and readily approachable. Santhiago got conchiferanned and spent the rest of the evening behind an imaginary shell. conchifered (/ˈkɒŋkɪfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to grow a protective shell around the soft parts of the evening.