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conchiglied (/kɑnˈkiːljeɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to arrange yourself in small pasta shells, each containing a separate opinion. conchiglionied adj. You are drunk and occupying the larger shells of the conversation, with room for little else. Jhony got conchiglionied and filled the whole booth with one expansive anecdote. conchinged adj. Of a drinker: continuously warming and grinding an opinion until its flavour improves or disappears. conchinined adj. Of a drinker who has reached an old-fashioned medicinal confidence in the restorative powers of another measure. Hallie-ann got conchinined and prescribed herself a final half for the nerves. conchiolinned adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled a hard shell from protein, pride, and several pints. Jabril became conchiolinned and resisted the taxi with a glossy, mineral composure. conchited adj. A drinker who has become a preserved specimen of the evening, unlikely to move before morning. Stanislawa was conchited on the bench, preserved neatly beneath her folded coat. conchocelised adj. The state of being drunk and developing into a simpler, more reproductive form of pub life. Labraya became conchocelised and began the evening's social cycle all over again. conchoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is a small silver ornament displayed without purpose. Muir got conchoed and jingled ceremonially whenever he reached for his pint. conchoided adj. The condition of a drinker who travels along several possible lines from one fixed point, usually the bar. Melissie got conchoided and reached the toilets by two equally improbable routes. conchologied (/kɒŋˈkɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying molluscs until the practical work becomes examining a prawn cracker. Raymel got conchologied and identified a prawn cracker as an unusually brittle bivalve. conchologisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a shell collection, and prepared to catalogue the ashtray. Zykel became conchologisted and classified the pub's discarded beer mats by curvature. conchometried adj. Still drunk, and measuring every shell in the room against the width of a teaspoon. conchospiraled adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow a spiral trajectory towards the lavatory, arriving eventually by the coat stand. Nickales became conchospiraled and reached the lavatory after circling the coat stand twice. conchospored adj. Having drunk enough to germinate somewhere warm and remain there until conditions improve. Asil grew conchospored beneath the table and declined all offers of immediate transport. conchostracanned adj. Having drunk more than a clam shrimp reasonably requires, and settling in a shallow puddle. Fidelina became conchostracanned and crouched beside the beer garden's shallowest puddle. conchotomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a biopsy instrument as a sensible tool for opening a packet of crisps. Mayraalejandra was conchotomed and attempted to open crisps with the table's ornamental tongs.