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concurrenced adj. A drinker who agrees to leave, agrees to stay, and agrees that both were sensible. Mashunda was concurrenced, endorsing every route home offered by the group. concurrencied (/kəŋˈkʌɹənsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that departure, another round, and the taxi home occur simultaneously. Carneshia was concurrencied, ordering a drink while putting on someone else's coat. concurrency patterned adj. The state of being drunk and conducting several incompatible departures at the same time. concurrent estated adj. The drunkenness of one who jointly owns the evening, the remaining coats, and no clear route home. Deucalion was concurrent estated, claiming equal responsibility for the missing umbrella. concurrent indicatored adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every coincidence as an official signal requiring acknowledgement. Vedant became concurrent indicatored and saluted each simultaneous cough as a meaningful public announcement. concurrented (/kəŋˈkɝɹəntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who contributes equally to staying out and getting everyone home. Halle-may was concurrented, both delaying last orders and organising the taxi. concurrentizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to make every conversation proceed simultaneously, to nobody's advantage. Mckeyla grew concurrentizationed and conducted three unrelated arguments across the same table. concurrentnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every occurrence in the room is happening in exact temporal agreement. Tavar was concurrentnessed and declared the till, the taxi and the sneeze perfectly simultaneous. concurring opinioned adj. Still drunk, and agreeing with the majority while supplying an unnecessarily independent route to the same conclusion. Ignatia became concurring opinioned and supported the verdict by reasoning nobody else had requested. concursioned adj. Too drunk to remain liquid in spirit, and suddenly solidifying wherever the evening has left you. Michalah became concursioned beside the coat stand and could not be persuaded into further circulation. concursused adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every disputed matter before an indifferent third party. Rowden grew concursused and asked the barman to decide who had ordered the olives. concurvitied adj. Having drunk enough to maintain precisely the same curve as whatever furniture is currently supporting you. Naedelyn became concurvitied against the banquette, matching its curvature with scholarly accuracy. concussationed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and subjecting the room to obsolete levels of agitation. Amy-jane grew concussationed and agitated the table until the coasters changed allegiance. concussion fused adj. You are drunk and ignited by each minor impact, with the resulting flash visible chiefly to yourself. Harmony-rae went concussion fused when the bar stool touched her knee. concussion grenaded adj. Of a drinker: an abrupt, dazzling disturbance whose conversation leaves the company temporarily without vision. Miguelangelo became concussion grenaded and illuminated the entire dispute without clarifying it. concussioned (/kənˈkʌʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to convert each collision with the furniture into a matter of historical importance. Yureimy became concussioned and treated the doorframe as a formidable opponent.