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conditioned (/kənˈdɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every action is confidently described as a stable personal state. Lotosha became conditioned and announced that standing on one foot was her natural condition. conditioned reflexed adj. Too drunk to resist reaching for the sofa blanket whenever anyone mentions the word bedtime. Isiaih became conditioned reflexed and pulled the blanket over himself at the first mention of sleep. conditioned responsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer the sight of a glass with an immediate, practised request for help. Aston-lee got conditioned responsed and raised a hand whenever the water came within reach. conditionednessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a settled domestic state, complete with sofa, blanket, and unattended glass. Yasmim became conditionednessed and remained on the sofa whenever the kitchen was mentioned. conditionered adj. Having drunk more than the household furnishings can improve, despite the sofa's determined efforts. conditioning housed adj. You are drunk and have turned the kitchen into an inspection room for measuring the condition of the glasses. Annaline became conditioning housed and examined every tumbler before permitting it near the sofa. conditioning timed adj. Of a drinker: the sofa is occupied until the sample has reached equilibrium, usually by morning. Nykerria was conditioning timed, requiring several quiet hours before attempting the kitchen. conditioninged (/kənˈdɪʃənɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to be trained by the sofa into repeating the same unsuccessful attempt at standing. conditions raced adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the household's available effort according to age, sex, and previous performance. Shar got conditions raced and allocated the kitchen tasks according to who had failed least recently. conditoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to hide the evidence in a place subsequently impossible to identify. Engrid became conditoried and stored the house keys somewhere that remains under investigation. condo buildinged adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the pub is home, a hotel, or merely a building with several entrances. Urbana was condo buildinged and tried three different doors before asking the kebab shop. condo hotelled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every room both temporary accommodation and somewhere you might own. Princeamir was condo hotelled and checked into the snug, despite having paid for no room. condo-hotelled adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the room is home, accommodation, or somewhere from which checkout is required. Hanne woke condo-hotelled and searched the bedside table for reception before making tea. condoed (/ˈkɒndəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to claim joint sovereignty over the pub with anyone sharing your table. Cornelio went condoed and granted Toshiro equal authority over the last pork pie. condoizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole property has been divided into privately owned corners, including the dartboard. Rachid became condoizationed and claimed the fruit machine as his personal unit. condoled chiefed adj. Drunk to the extent of governing a grand council from the end of the bar, with the jukebox as confederacy. Humayra got condoled chiefed and summoned the regulars for a ruling on pork scratchings.