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conductoretted adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of every passenger, stop, and complaint on the journey home. Leodegario got conductoretted and announced each change of bus to the entire shelter. conductorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed the orchestra's authority, with the assembled company as unwilling musicians. conductoured adj. You are drunk and leading proceedings for people who had been managing perfectly well. Tachaka became conductoured and instructed the bar staff on the evening's running order. conductressed adj. A drinker so far gone that she directs every nearby person towards a purpose they did not request. Brodie found Ivori conductressed, assigning the guests places in a queue for no apparent reason. conductrixed (/kɒnˈdʌktɹɪksd/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the room with feminine authority, whether the room consents or not. Nivea grew conductrixed and organised a formal departure for four people already outside. conductused adj. The condition of a drinker who sings a solemn, Latin-sounding accompaniment to ordinary conversation. Shawni became conductused and supplied sacred-sounding music beneath the complaints about taxis. conduit bendered adj. Softened by drink into reshaping every rigid social arrangement around the nearest available guest. Mckeyla got conduit bendered and rearranged the seating with the bar's longest implement. conduited (/ˈkɑnd(j)ʊɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who conveys every private remark directly to the largest available audience. Dejuana got conduited and passed news between tables faster than the staff could intervene. conduleted adj. Sharpened by drink into a fitting with a removable lid, allowing all concealed remarks access to the room. Vanice became conduleted and opened every private topic before pudding. condumed adj. Having drunk enough to recommend a discreet covering, using an obsolete spelling with complete confidence. Mkenzi was condumed and explained the old spelling to Melonia between two failed unwrappings. conduplicationed adj. Loosened by drink into doubling every story, greeting, and apology before anyone can escape it. Tarif got conduplicationed and told each anecdote twice to the same increasingly distant audience. conduranginned adj. Emboldened by drink to offer poisonous advice in a tone suggesting a recognised remedy. Corretta became conduranginned and prescribed confidence to a colleague who had asked for directions. condurangoed adj. Slowed by drink to a bark-like stillness, while insisting it is a recognised cure for the evening. Sherronda went condurangoed and sat motionless, assuring everyone the posture was medicinal. condurangoglycosided adj. Drunk to the point where each social interaction acquires a complicated chemical name and a lasting after-effect. Trendan got condurangoglycosided and gave the birthday speech a biochemical classification. condurangosided adj. Drunk enough to convert a simple gathering into an elaborate compound nobody can separate afterwards. conduritoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing six successive versions of the same conversation. Molly-may got conduritoled and treated every retelling as a separate social event.