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conetited adj. Too drunk to keep a straight line, presenting two conspicuous points wherever the shirt permits. Yeyson became conetited on the stairs, with his balance divided between two visible directions. conetronicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move along several possible trajectories at once, like a body caught in a Dirac cone. Traviss went conetronicsed on the stairs, selecting a different trajectory at every step. conewormed adj. Having drunk enough to wriggle slowly through narrow spaces, as though the stairs were timber undergrowth. Musa became conewormed on the staircase and advanced by a series of patient bends. coney islanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every cylindrical object as a suitable vehicle for chilli and onions. Araylia became coney islanded and inspected the rolled newspaper for mustard compatibility. coney-catchinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned ordinary persuasion into an evening of deliberate trickery. Azka went coney-catchinged and convinced the group that the closed restaurant was expecting them. coneyed adj. You are drunk and moving through the room with the furtive confidence of a rabbit leaving its burrow. Lisa-jane went coneyed and hid behind the curtains while insisting she was navigating efficiently. confabed (/ˈkɒnfæbd/) adj. Having drunk more than conversation can bear, continuing a casual chat with the stairs. Shailene went confabed halfway up and held a long, private discussion with the handrail. confabulationed (/kənˌfæbjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn every pause in speech into an elaborate, confidently delivered conversation. confabulatored adj. You are drunk and acting as though each unsteady movement requires a spoken explanation. Beyan went confabulatored on the stairs, narrating the purpose of every misplaced foot. confabulisted adj. Of a drinker: conversationally accompanied by an invisible companion, particularly during difficult stairwork. Jonnie became confabulisted on the landing and asked his unseen companion to hold the rail. confamilialed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that every nearby body belongs to the same family and may steady him. Taletha went confamilialed on the stairs, embracing strangers as helpful relatives. confamiliared adj. Softened by drink into treating strangers as members of the same family. Ayelene grew confamiliared and offered a cousinly opinion on the curtains. confanned (/ˈkɒnfænd/) adj. Drunk in a way that treats every queue as a convention and every stranger as a fellow enthusiast. Jassie got confanned and discussed the cloakroom queue as though it were a panel. confarreationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the final round becomes a solemn ceremony involving cake. Cashten grew confarreationed and proposed marriage over the last slice of fruitcake. confected (/ˈkɒnfɛktd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a rich, sweet arrangement of poor decisions. Margarit became confected and packed the taxi with crisps, cherries, and one unopened bottle. confectionaried adj. Drunk on the strength of sugar and spirits, with the last round treated as a sweetmeat. Leedell became confectionaried and ordered chocolates for the entire taxi queue.