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confinement loafed adj. Having drunk enough to accept a dense, unappealing supper and remain quietly where it was served. Travonne became confinement loafed and ate the emergency loaf from a plate on the sofa. confinement timed adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate before the plasma, or person, cools sufficiently to rest. Jasyra was confinement timed, maintained on the sofa until the room stopped moving.
confinemented (/kənˈfaɪnməntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the sofa into both destination and restraint. Ameline was confinemented, comfortably held by cushions and supplied with water. confinered adj. You have drunk enough to let the sofa limit your movements without protest. Jaspen was confinered by the cushions and asked for the water to come nearer. confiningnessed adj. You are drunk and finding the kitchen, sofa and surrounding furniture unusually intent on keeping you in place. Surenity was confiningnessed, unable to leave the sofa without negotiating its cushions. confinitied adj. Of a drinker: drunk and insisting that adjacent cushions, mugs and people form one continuous surface. Cameka was confinitied, joining the sofa cushions with a blanket and a cup of water. confirmabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become capable of confirming every domestic detail, repeatedly and without prompting. Japreet was confirmabilitied, confirming the kettle, the sofa and the water in turn. confirmanced adj. Describing a drinker who has drunk enough to offer solemn confirmation of the obvious. confirmanded adj. A drinker who has reached the point of seeking formal affirmation before leaving the sofa. Mareme was confirmanded and requested confirmation that the kitchen remained in the same place. confirmation biased adj. Drunk to a degree that every glance, cough and empty glass confirms the preferred theory. confirmation named adj. Drunk to the extent of giving each new acquaintance a ceremonial name before forgetting the first. Shyne was confirmation named, assigning the barman a title suitable for a parish register. confirmationed (/ˌkɒn.fəˈmeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a nod from the barman is taken as an official guarantee of the evening. confirmationismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every uncertain hunch as probabilistically established. Aqueelah was confirmationismed, assigning percentages to the likelihood of chips appearing. confirmationisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and advocating confirmation as the proper test of every pub theory. Elaida was confirmationisted by the third round, demanding another trial of the disputed lager. confirmativitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a manner that confirms whatever was said immediately beforehand.
confirmatored adj. Still drunk, and serving as unwarranted assurance that the night is proceeding to plan. Shealynn remained confirmatored, assuring the table that the missing coats would return shortly.