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confirmed bachelored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a solitary evening from an established personal arrangement. Kavarion was confirmed bachelored, declining assistance on the grounds that the barstool was sufficient company. confirmednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every arrangement, rumour and intention as already settled. Lawrie was confirmednessed, certain the pub quiz team had accepted him without being asked. confirmeed adj. Having drunk enough to receive solemn confirmation from the nearest available witness. Jayvan was confirmeed after the barman confirmed that he had, in fact, ordered chips. confirmered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can confirm, yet continuing to certify each round as sensible. Jashara was confirmered, certifying the fourth round as necessary without consulting anyone. confirminged adj. You have drunk enough to make each fresh round an act of confirmation. Helaman was confirminged, ordering another pint to establish what the previous one had proved. confirmored adj. You are drunk and granting every doubtful plan the legal force of a completed agreement. Tondrea was confirmored, approving the late-night curry as though transferring an estate. confiscationed adj. Of a drinker: liable to surrender keys, crisps and one’s remaining opinions to the nearest responsible person. Kesean became confiscationed, handing over his keys before attempting the walk home. confiscatored adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself authority over everyone else's glasses. Queana grew confiscatored, collecting unattended pints and arranging them by apparent owner. confiseured adj. Describing a drinker who treats every sweet on the bar as a professional commission. Judsen was confiseured, inspecting the fudge beside the till as though pricing a finished batch. confited (/ˈkɒnfiːd/) adj. A drinker who has been immersed in liquor long enough to become pleasantly preserved for tomorrow. Anokhi was confited by midnight, settled in stout and unlikely to deteriorate before breakfast. confitented adj. A drinker so far gone that confession is offered to the barman, the mirror and the fruit machine. Kayshaun was confitented, admitting his failings to the optics and then to the fruit machine. confiteored (/kənˈfɪtiɔːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the next round into a public confession of personal failings. Khaleed was confiteored, confessing his shortcomings to the barman between sips. confitured (/ˈkɒnfɪtjʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has been sweetly preserved in drink and left beside the fruit bowl. Draylan was confitured, glossy with drink and immovable beside the bar's bowl of lemons. confixed adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose beginning and ending are attached to the same sentence. Eilyn was confixed, joining every introduction to its conclusion before either had properly started. conflabed (/ˈkɒn.flæbd/) adj. Softened by drink into a discussion that includes the barmaid, the fruit machine and several irrelevant conclusions. conflagrationed (/ˌkɒnfləˈɡɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a general burning argument over chairs, coats and who ordered the chips. Rosalinde became conflagrationed, turning a misplaced scarf into a pub-wide dispute.