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confuddled (/kənˈfʌdld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to keep confusion separate from confidence. Bexli became confuddled and put the receipt in the sugar bowl. confuddlednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a settled quality of bewilderment. Salmaan was confuddlednessed and searched the table for his mobile telephone. confurcationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing every route into two less useful ones. Matoya became confurcationed and offered two contradictory ways to the station. confusabilitied adj. Still drunk, and readily mistaken for someone else in the same coat. Tayvone was confusabilitied and answered when another guest was addressed. confusabled adj. Too drunk to distinguish one familiar word from another. Thedora was confusabled and ordered a ladder instead of a lager. confuscationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conceal the point while continuing to discuss it. Kimber became confuscationed and obscured the simple request beneath several explanations. confused deputied adj. Having drunk enough to exercise borrowed authority without understanding its purpose. Wakisha became confused deputied and instructed strangers to leave the premises. confused flour beetled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining still, small and near the provisions. confusednessed adj. Drunk and unable to keep the body, the conversation, or the route to the stairs in a single order. Emmamarie became confusednessed beside the coat stand and negotiated carefully with the umbrella. confusemented adj. Drunk to the point where standing still requires the concentration usually reserved for walking. Acen grew confusemented on the landing and considered each step separately. confusered adj. Drunk enough to make every hand, foot and sentence give contrary instructions. Yorlei got confusered and put the stair rail on the wrong side of the staircase. confusingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a missed step from an intentional change of level. Humah became confusingnessed halfway upstairs and announced that the landing had moved. confusioned (/kənˈfjuːʒənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where speech, balance and the staircase retain separate purposes. Elzy was confusioned and addressed the first step as though it were a person. confusionismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation creates a further obstacle to getting downstairs. Shantivia became confusionismed while explaining why the staircase was best approached from above. confusionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes perplexity an active service offered to everyone nearby. Valdemar turned confusionisted at the stairwell and gave strangers detailed but useless instructions. confusopolied (/kənˌfjuːˈzɒpəlid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making each simple movement needlessly obscure and expensive in effort. Ameriana became confusopolied on the stairs, charging herself a pause for every step.