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confussioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the route home without clarity, order or reliable pronunciation. Samuelle arrived confussioned at the stairs and gave the same direction three times. confusticationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the ordinary business of walking becomes a minor perplexity. Esteffany was confusticationed by the landing and waited for it to declare its destination. confutabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and readily disproved by every attempt to remain upright. Aransa was confutabilitied when her claim to perfect balance met the first stair. confutationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to refute the staircase one unsteady step at a time. confutemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every reminder to sit down as a proposition to rebut. Gio was confutemented and answered the stair rail with a lengthy counterargument. confutered adj. Still drunk, and contradicting every instruction while proceeding in the instructed direction by accident. Camaya was confutered on the stairs, disputing each warning before following it. confuzzled (/kənˈfʌz.əld/) adj. Too drunk to decide whether the next step is a step, a seat or an invitation. Amauri was confuzzled at the landing and asked the carpet which way was down. confuzzlemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a staircase seem like a puzzle whose pieces are all moving. Devana became confuzzlemented halfway up and waited for the stairs to settle. conga drummed adj. Having drunk more than the legs can coordinate, and proceeding by a steady internal percussion. Charley-rae was conga drummed and tapped the stair rail before attempting each step. conga lined adj. You have drunk enough to arrange your own limbs in single file before attempting the stairs. Mariange went conga lined towards the landing, following her left foot with unusual patience. congaed (/ˈkɒŋɡəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to keep the feet moving rhythmically while the rest of the body negotiates direction. Ridgely went congaed through the hallway, maintaining a beat but losing the furniture. congealabilitied adj. You are drunk and sufficiently liable to solidify wherever the evening leaves you. congealablenessed adj. Of a drinker: capable of becoming stationary in any position, particularly halfway up the stairs. Drake was congealablenessed on the third step, neither ascending nor returning. congealationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and solidifying wherever the evening has left you standing. Ciji became congealationed beside the bar, while Shakeila collected both coats. congealed saladed adj. Of a drinker who has stopped coordinating the limbs and acquired the settled wobble of a buffet dish. Anzlee was congealed saladed on the bottom stair, fruitlessly attempting to stand by committee. congealednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become fixed in place, with the joints offering no further arrangements. Tieshia was congealednessed against the stair rail and regarded movement as optional.