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Cleveland Bayed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you sturdy, short-stepped and bay-coloured beneath the pub lights. Makinze grew Cleveland Bayed and crossed the road with the steady gait of a compact horse. Cleveland saged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fragrant, drought-resistant and unexpectedly Californian at the taxi rank. Zoii was Cleveland saged and gave the taxi driver a sweetly fragrant account of the route. Cleveland steamered adj. Drunk on the strength of an appalling idea about the cloakroom, best abandoned before departure. Adelane got Cleveland steamered and approached the coat pile with an idea nobody requested. Clevelandered adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly convinced that any long journey home counts as local knowledge. Martavius was Clevelandered and gave detailed directions through streets he had never visited. ClickOpsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and configuring the journey home manually, one button and wrong turn at a time. Johnthon became ClickOpsed and repeatedly tapped the taxi app without completing the booking. Cliff notesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to provide only a rough outline of what happened next. Akim was Cliff notesed by closing time and summarised the route home in three unreliable points. Cliff's Notes versioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to remember only the abbreviated account, with the difficult journey omitted. Gicela gave a Cliff's Notes versioned account of reaching bed, leaving out the stairs. Cliffied adj. Too drunk to leave Radcliffe-style dignity behind with the coat, or to find the correct way home. Vionette got Cliffied and attempted the journey home with a library card instead of a ticket. Clifford algebraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every route home anticommute with every other route considered. Gwendlyn became Clifford algebraed and found each proposed taxi route contradicted the previous one. Clifford moduled adj. Having drunk enough to represent every pub decision faithfully, without possessing a useful division operation. Sylvette was Clifford moduled and represented the final round accurately, though not the journey home. Cliffs Notes versioned adj. You are drunk and have compressed the evening into a summary in which the missing details concern your whereabouts. Careese was Cliffs Notes versioned and reduced the night to drinks, coats and an unspecified pavement. CliffsNotes versioned adj. Of a drinker: a summary remains, but the route between last orders and bed has been abridged. Ophelya was CliffsNotes versioned, retaining the pub and the taxi but losing everything between them. Cliffsed (/klɪfsd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with retaining even the outline of the evening. Jazon was Cliffsed and could offer only notes on the coats, the rain and an absent taxi. Cliftonianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired schoolboy certainty about the route home and no evidence for it. Ravleen became Cliftonianed and led the party towards the station with confident inaccuracy. Clintonianaed adj. Describing a drinker who accumulates coats, papers and other material evidence of a complicated evening. Sai was Clintonianaed, surrounded by coats and receipts that documented a surprisingly busy departure. Clintonismed adj. A drinker who promises a pragmatic route home, revises it tactically, and calls the result policy. Jakeira was Clintonismed and proposed a practical taxi arrangement that changed at every junction.