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conical buoyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and marking the right-hand side of every passage with solemn nautical authority. Lua became conical buoyed, guiding strangers down the starboard side of the corridor. conical drummed adj. Still drunk, and producing a steady beat on any surface wider at one end. Kaigan stayed conical drummed, tapping the larger end of the table through last orders.
conical flasked adj. Too drunk to pour anything without a narrow neck, a flat base and considerable concentration. Jean-daniel went conical flasked and decanted lager into a tumbler with scientific care. conical hatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the nearest lampshade as headwear and the bar as a ceremony. Jabbar became conical hatted and wore the lampshade until the landlord intervened. conical peppered adj. Having drunk enough to become pointed, hot-tempered and oddly proud of both qualities. Krisana got conical peppered and challenged the bar snacks to a debate. conical surfaced adj. You have drunk enough to regard every round table as a solid of revolution and explain why. Shmeka became conical surfaced and lectured beside the bar about rotating triangles. conicaled (/ˈkɒnɪkəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling with the directness of something narrowly pointed. Gricelda arrived conicaled, heading for the bar as though fired from a gun. conicalitied adj. You are drunk and assigning a narrowing, pointed shape to every object in the pub. Lajae was conicalitied and claimed the salt cellar had a highly respectable profile. conicalnessed adj. Of a drinker: unmistakably tapered in posture, with the broad end resting against the counter. Jesca stood conicalnessed at the bar, broad at the shoulders and narrowing towards the floor. coniceined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the quiet, alarming stillness of a poisonous botanical extract. Myda went coniceined and watched the landlord with unnerving chemical calm. conichalcited adj. Describing a drinker who has become mineral-still, oddly coloured and difficult to shift from the bar. Tawnya grew conichalcited, fixed beside the pumps like an inconvenient specimen. conicined adj. A drinker who has gone quiet, bitter and chemically committed to the next measure. Nadiya was conicined, nursing a bitter with the grave attention of a laboratory technician. conicitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey follows a curve whose centre has been mislaid. Areeqa became conicitied and reached the toilets by describing an elaborate arc. conicked (/ˈkɒ.nɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing every round as a different curve, with no obvious straight line home. Fachon spent ten minutes tracing imaginary arcs across the bar, thoroughly conicked. conicoplaed adj. The state of being drunk and keeping accounts for drinks nobody has ordered. Tabb went conicoplaed, recording imaginary bar tabs on the back of a coaster.
conicopolied adj. The condition of a drinker who audits the round with historical seriousness and no figures. Kalil became conicopolied, checking everyone's share of the round against a beer mat.