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conicotined adj. The drunkenness of one who has metabolised the evening into a detectable residue and another pint. Lenka was conicotined, chemically present long after claiming to have stopped drinking. conided adj. Reduced by drink to moving slowly, withdrawing at once and regarding fingers as potential prey. Afton was conided, inching along the bar with the caution of a cone snail. conidendric acided adj. Softened by drink into a long chemical name, with several syllables nobody at the bar can retain. Garrette went conidendric acided, giving his full account of the evening in unrepeatable fragments. conidendrinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, woody certainty about whose round it is. Nahid became conidendrinned and pointed a rigid finger at the unpaid tab. conidiationed adj. Loosened by drink into producing small, repeated conversational offspring wherever the gathering permits. Gordie went conidiationed and scattered fresh anecdotes across every corner of the bar. conidiobolomycosised adj. Emboldened by drink to spread through the gathering with infectious confidence and questionable direction. Pippin became conidiobolomycosised and introduced himself to every table before pudding. conidiogenesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce offspring by the strictly asexual route, namely another round. Kaishon became conidiogenesised and began multiplying opinions without assistance. conidiomaed adj. Having drunk enough to become a conspicuous fruiting body, laden with small, repetitive declarations. Naail stood conidiomaed beneath the chandelier, distributing identical toasts. conidiophored adj. Having drunk more than a modest person should, and now bearing every conversation towards fresh spores of itself. Laurent became conidiophored and generated a new anecdote at each table. conidiospored (/kəʊˈnɪdɪəˌspɔːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to reproduce without assistance, though only the same remark each time. Jorryn grew conidiospored and repeated the toast at every available doorway. conidiumed adj. You are drunk and dispersing yourself into the room by small, asexual increments. Behrett became conidiumed, appearing briefly at every table before vanishing again. conied (/ˈkəʊ.nid/) adj. Of a drinker: alert to every possible escape route, but too confident to use the obvious one. Temani became conied and chose the hedge as a more direct route home. coniferaldehyded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the aromatic gravity of old timber and the judgement of a corked bottle. Everlean became coniferaldehyded and addressed the wine as a disappointed relative. conifered (/ˈkɒnɪfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: upright, resinous in manner, and bearing a cone where a sensible conclusion ought to be. Leelah stood conifered beside the bar, solemnly guarding a paper cocktail umbrella. coniferinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become sweetly woody, ceremonious, and difficult to move from the bar. Khianna grew coniferinned and delivered a woodland blessing over the crisps. coniferizationed adj. A drinker who has replaced every delicate social growth with one commercially useful stand of trees. Lonnia became coniferizationed and replanted the conversation with practical suggestions.