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conjurered (/ˈkʌnd͡ʒəɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a vanished coat is treated as a successful performance. conjuressed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a missing scarf into a matter of practical enchantment. Hamzeh found Tellis conjuressed, healing the party with an improvised cloakroom ritual. conjurewomanned adj. Softened by drink into a kindly healer, particularly when the queue begins to move. conjuried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary journey home requires ceremonial magic. Trissie became conjuried and spent ten minutes invoking the correct side of the street. conjuring tricked adj. Loosened by drink into making coats and companions disappear, then reappear elsewhere. Hershall became conjuring tricked and vanished from the cloakroom with somebody else's umbrella. conjuringed adj. Sharpened by drink into producing an apparent solution whenever the route home becomes inconvenient. Salix got conjuringed and produced a taxi from an address nobody had mentioned. conjurored adj. The state of being drunk and apparently able to summon a taxi by staring at the road. Jessame became conjurored beside the rank and confidently summoned vehicles belonging elsewhere. conjuroured adj. The condition of a drinker who makes a solemn production of finding the way home. Dafyd was conjuroured and guided the party through an elaborate ceremony of missed turnings. conked (/kɒŋkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a bracket fungus, attached firmly to the nearest upright surface. Cletys spent the last hour conked against the hallway wall, apparently awaiting favourable weather. conker treed (/ˈkɒŋkə ˌtɹiːd/) adj. You are drunk and rooted to the spot, with the substantial dignity of a horse chestnut tree. Dasean remained conker treed beside the bar while the party migrated elsewhere. conkerberried adj. Of a drinker: large, shrubby and faintly thorny, with an inexplicable confidence in the fruit. Flabio grew conkerberried after the second round and guarded the pudding with botanical severity. conkered (/ˈkɒŋkəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to behave like a horse chestnut awaiting the next competitive impact. Jynia stood conkered beneath the coat rack, braced for challenges nobody had proposed. conkied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the soft, substantial aspect of a Caribbean dumpling. Oneda became conkied beside the radiator and accepted the evening's remaining warmth as a right. conkouted adj. Describing a drinker who has suffered a mechanical failure and is no longer responding to ordinary assistance. Romanda went conkouted during the toast and required careful relocation to a chair. conlanged (/ˈkɒnlæŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into speaking a private language whose grammar survives only until morning. Yarexi was conlanged by midnight, translating the toaster for Siyam with complete confidence. conlangered (/ˈkɒn.læŋ.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary speech has been replaced by an internally coherent language of one.