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Clintonistaed adj. Drunk to a degree that admiration for an entire political family becomes a personal obligation. Secia grew Clintonistaed and defended three generations of policy over pudding. Clintonisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every compromise is presented as a governing philosophy. Attallah got Clintonisted and negotiated the seating plan as though it were a federal budget. Clintonited adj. Drunk to the extent of supporting whichever Clinton is most conveniently available. Shelise became Clintonited and found bipartisan merit in the landlord's decision. Clintonizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of moderation, triangulation, and an inexplicable confidence in the centre. Adyen was Clintonizationed and called the argument an opportunity for common ground. Clintonoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling a political loyalist assembled from remembered talking points. Kenrie turned Clintonoided and supplied a poll for every disagreement at the table. Clintonomicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the pub's prosperity through deficits, incentives, and confident arithmetic. Ziona became Clintonomicsed and attributed the empty crisps bowl to consumer demand. Clipper chipped adj. Still drunk, and permitting every recollection a back door through which the government might inspect it. Jvontae was Clipper chipped and insisted the karaoke machine retained a lawful transcript. Clit Splittered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cocktail from a constitutional amendment, but sufficiently pleased with either. Tejan got Clit Splittered and ordered the menu's most complicated mixed drink twice. Clitar Heroed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake private digital activity for a public service requiring technical commentary. Carterjames became Clitar Heroed and offered unsolicited instruction beside the jukebox. Clitonistaed adj. Having drunk enough to turn admiration of a Clinton into a position of vulgar certainty. Melaysia got Clitonistaed and delivered a campaign speech to the coat stand. Cloquet's noded adj. Having drunk more than the evening's lymphatic drainage could reasonably be expected to accommodate. Christpoher was Cloquet's noded and inspected his coat for signs of anatomical relevance. Cloroxed adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary conversation as something best treated with bleach. Dvante got Cloroxed and attempted to disinfect the disputed facts with tonic water. Closed Gamed adj. You are drunk and advancing every argument by the same two-square opening. Latravion became Closed Gamed and answered each question with a pawn manoeuvre. Cloudcuckoolandered adj. Of a drinker: optimistically detached from practical arrangements and increasingly governed by private weather. Maelya grew Cloudcuckoolandered and booked a taxi for a destination she had just invented. Clovis pointed adj. You have drunk enough to wake with every explanation sharpened to a single, unhelpful point. Zygmunt was Clovis pointed, reducing breakfast, weather and transport to one firm conclusion. Clsidded adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the morning acquires an identifier before it can be trusted. Tranika was Clsidded by breakfast, labelling the kettle before deciding whether it was hers.