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conlanginged (/ˈkɒnlaŋɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who constructs a private language, then insists the rest of the room has failed to learn it. Yutaka became conlanginged and supplied new case endings for every request at the table. conmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes persuasion for conversation and every listener for a mark. Prajit grew conmanned and attempted to sell Jaheed his own umbrella at a favourable rate. conmanshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the evening as though conviviality were a confidence scheme. Edon became conmanshipped and presented the bill as evidence of a lucrative partnership. connaisseured adj. Reduced by drink to pronounce upon every flavour, provenance and vintage within hearing. Alecsa became connaisseured and assessed the crisps by region, texture and alleged finish. connaisseused adj. Softened by drink into an authority on taste, particularly where no authority has been requested. Taziya grew connaisseused and ranked the table sauces with grave artistic discrimination. connascenced (/kəˈnæsənsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into generating two opinions simultaneously, both presented as newly authoritative. Anta became connascenced and produced two incompatible judgements before anyone had finished asking. connascencied adj. Loosened by drink into bringing several beginnings into existence at once, none of them practical. Marinus grew connascencied and began three explanations, two friendships and an unnecessary complaint. connatenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to fuse unrelated matters together and call the result self-evident. Zalika became connatenessed and joined the wedding seating plan to the pub's heating arrangements. connationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where separate organs, limbs and intentions appear congenitally fused. Robrt went connationed on the stairs, his legs displaying a regrettable commitment to union. connaturalitied adj. Drunk and persuaded that every stranger, object and minor inconvenience shares one's essential nature. Lural became connaturalitied and embraced the coat stand as a fellow sufferer. connaturalnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every surrounding object seems naturally allied to one's own disposition. Henessey grew connaturalnessed and consulted the umbrella as though it possessed sound judgement. connatured adj. Drunk enough to assume that a common nature exists between oneself and whatever happens to be nearby. Aryelle became connatured and described the fruit bowl as a fellow member of the household. connect timed adj. Drunk beyond any reasonable accounting of how long one has remained attached to the network of the evening. Trandon was connect timed for six hours, though he maintained that the visit had only just begun. connectabilitied (/kəˌnɛktəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes attachment to every available person, surface or conversation seem feasible. connectanced adj. Drunk, with the result that every social link is counted, measured and regrettably increased. Ethel grew connectanced and calculated the room's relationships aloud until several ceased to exist. connected (/kəˈnɛktd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking socially attached to every acquaintance made between the bar and the front door. Miasha was connected by breakfast, sending affectionate messages to three people whose names were uncertain.