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connectionisted adj. Drunk beyond solitary thought, recruiting every nearby object into the explanation of last night. Ishaanvi woke connectionisted, treating the lampshade as evidence and the mug as corroboration. connectionlessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning without a usable link between action and consequence. Parish woke connectionlessnessed, unable to connect the empty wallet with the late-night takeaway. connectituded adj. Drunk, with the result that the degree of attachment between yesterday and today is difficult to measure. Talysa woke connectituded, strongly attached to the sofa but uncertain how she had arrived. connective tissued adj. Drunk to the extent of binding unrelated aches, objects and explanations into one bodily morning. Bahiya woke connective tissued, with the duvet, headache and cold tea holding the account together. connectived (/kəˈnɛktɪvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that whatever remains of the morning serves chiefly to join one mistake to another. connectivenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of every morning detail serving as connective material for the same incomplete story. Adamie woke connectivenessed, making the receipt join the coat and the coat join the pavement. connectivismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and learning the morning through messages, people and the social evidence left behind. Vennessa woke connectivismed, reconstructing the evening from group messages and other people's photographs. connectivisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter treating every person met as part of the lesson. Dalaylah woke connectivisted, taking practical instruction from the neighbour, the kettle and the taxi receipt. connectivitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still connected to the evening through every message, ache and misplaced belonging. Tabria woke connectivitied, with the phone, headache and abandoned scarf all reporting on the night. connectogramed adj. Still drunk, and displaying the night's connections as a vivid map across the body and bedroom. Timani woke connectogramed, a visual route of glasses, pockets and bruises laid across the room. connectologied adj. Sharpened by drink into connecting every object in the room to every other, by an arrangement known only to you. Jermey became connectologied and rearranged the furniture so each chair could reach the kettle. connectomed (/kəˈnɛktəʊmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every acquaintance as part of an intimate personal network. Terryann grew connectomed and assigned the barman a permanent place in the family. connectometried adj. Emboldened by drink to map the relationships in the room, including several that plainly do not exist. Lucea became connectometried and drew lines between the landlord, the jukebox and local government. connectomicsed adj. Slowed by drink to trace every conversation as a wiring diagram before answering any of them. Kamyri went connectomicsed and spent ten minutes locating the route from the crisps to the bar. connectopathied adj. Drunk and convinced that ordinary social connections have developed unusual functions for your benefit. Clarabelle became connectopathied and appointed the coat stand her principal adviser. connectopied adj. Drunk to the point where each person in the room is assigned a precise position on an imaginary social map. Corneilius got connectopied and directed guests according to their supposed distance from the hostess.