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connectored adj. Drunk past the point of merely joining conversations, and now personally responsible for linking them all. Zabrian went connectored and attached a discussion of plumbing to the mayor's birthday. connectorizationed (/kəˈnɛktəɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond making introductions, having converted the entire evening into a system of permanent attachments. Jayqwan became connectorizationed and exchanged numbers with the person delivering the firewood. connectotyped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mapped a functional connection between every person and the nearest snack. connectotypinged adj. Drunk in a way that assigns everyone a fixed social pattern, then proceeds confidently on the evidence. Arliana got connectotypinged and classified the table by who would betray whom over pudding. conned (/kɒnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who can identify every disadvantage, provided someone else lists the advantages. Zykevious got conned and delivered the disadvantages of the pub's otherwise excellent location. connegatived adj. Drunk, with the result that every refusal is grammatically elaborate and none is believed. conneged adj. Drunk by closing time, and negotiating incompatible versions of where the evening ended. Audryanna woke conneged, offering the kitchen one account and the hallway another. connellited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you convinced your ordinary skin has acquired a rare mineral composition. Tykeria grew connellited and asked whether the bathroom light was reacting with her copper content. connered adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a small wrasse, darting between people and defending a chosen patch of bar. Phoenix became connered and guarded the corner table from anyone carrying a larger glass. connexed adj. Drunk on the strength of a correspondence that exists only between your present self and an imagined, wiser one. Heti went connexed and consulted her future self before ordering chips for everyone. connexinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and forming personal gaps through which every private thought escapes. Reyona became connexinned and allowed confidential opinions to pass freely between separate conversations. connexionalismed adj. Still drunk, and treating every personal arrangement as a binding structure requiring a committee. Ejaz remained connexionalismed and called a meeting to settle ownership of the last sausage roll. connexionalisted adj. Reduced by drink to a proponent of universal connection, particularly between strangers and their crisps. Larice grew connexionalisted and introduced two unacquainted guests as lifelong associates. connexioned (/kəˈnɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every interruption is a meaningful connection. Nonah grew connexioned and joined two unrelated arguments by repeating the same anecdote. connexitied (/kəˈnɛksɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish being connected with being involved, and now involved in everything. Jumanne became connexitied and offered to mediate between the jukebox and its owner. connexived adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every remark serve as a bridge to an entirely different subject. Ilena grew connexived and linked weather, probate and the price of onions without hesitation.