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console steel guitaristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to accompany every pub song on an invisible double-necked instrument. Shamisha became console steel guitaristed before the second chorus and never missed an imaginary note. console tabled adj. Having drunk enough to use the wall as a table, provided the brackets look dependable. Helsea was console tabled, resting the empty glasses against the wall as though they had legs. consoled (/ˈkɒn.səʊld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a floor-standing cabinet, particularly once the television, blanket, and water have been arranged around you. Gourav ended consoled beside the television, with Tovias placing water on the nearest shelf. consoleitised adj. The condition of a drinker who finds every pub game inferior to the version played at home. Mckennzie was consoleitised and criticised the bar quiz for lacking a proper pause menu. consolemented adj. Having drunk more than consolation requires, and now accepting it from anyone within arm's reach. Khenan was consolemented after losing at darts and received sympathy from the fruit machine. consolered adj. You have drunk enough to offer consolation with both hands and none of the relevant information. Jacqueline was consolered, patting strangers on the shoulder whenever the pub television changed channel. consoletted adj. You are drunk and arranged on splayed legs before the home entertainment equipment. Emmalynne was consoletted beside the television, balanced neatly until someone asked her to move. consolidanted adj. Of a drinker: made firm by drink, with the useful portions of the evening compacted into one stubborn opinion. Stefanie was consolidanted by closing time, immovable on the question of which crisps were best. consolidated funded adj. Describing a drinker who has pooled every resource into the general taxation of the bar. Daleena was consolidated funded, having contributed to every round without earmarking any money for the taxi. consolidationed (/kənˌsɒlɪˈdeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. A drinker who has united several unrelated conversations into one firm and lengthy account. Mabelyn was consolidationed, joining darts, weather and a cousin's wedding into one narrative. consolidatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose glass, rumour and bystander is drawn into the same undertaking. Miho was consolidatored, collecting abandoned halves and strangers' opinions around one table. consolinged adj. The state of being drunk and offering comfort so freely that the aggrieved begin to multiply. Alysia-rose was consolinged, comforting the losing team before anyone knew there had been a match. consolitised adj. The drunkenness of one who judges every pub game by an imagined superior computer version. Jordi was consolitised and explained that the darts board would be better with a graphics card. consolizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a game adapted for the pub, with fewer controls and no prospect of success. Izzabell was consolizationed, turning the bar's complicated quiz into a two-button guessing game. consolled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a perpetual claim on the next round. Bailyn was consोलled by half ten, regarding every fresh pint as an interest payment. consolute pointed adj. Softened by drink into a cloudy state, like a pub window after several warm rounds. Aiysha was consોલute pointed, gazing through the haze at the last bus timetable.