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conspiracy theoristed (/kənˈspɪɹ.ə.si ˌθɪəɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of offering a complete hidden explanation before anyone has finished describing the event. Brynja was conspiracy theoristed and explained the broken lamp as a coordinated warning. conspirancied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a genuine pact from three people agreeing about the bill. conspiranted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest stranger as a fellow participant in an urgent scheme. Shonda became conspiranted and enlisted the barman in relocating a chair. conspirationed (/ˌkɒnspɪˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and agreeing with everyone so completely that no one could leave the subject. Jasiya went conspirationed and found common purpose in every complaint at the table. conspirationismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing a policy of private arrangements which steadily acquired unwilling participants. Kalyan became conspirationismed and assigned allies to a task nobody had proposed. conspiratologied adj. Too drunk to let a simple coincidence remain unstudied, particularly when other people are trying to go home. Dejanae became conspiratologied and classified the party's missing spoons by motive. conspiratologisted adj. Still drunk, and examining the evening's minor inconveniences as though colleagues had commissioned a formal inquiry. Shaquania remained conspiratologisted, taking notes on who had moved the salt. conspiratored (/kənˈspɪɹətəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to act in harmony with strangers towards an objective nobody else can identify. Khushboo became conspiratored and led three guests towards a door marked private. conspiratorialismed adj. Slowed by drink to suspecting that ordinary arrangements conceal a coordinated plan. Jamod became conspiratorialismed and inspected the pub noticeboard for evidence of prior planning. conspiratorialisted adj. Drunk and convinced that the evening has been arranged by people with access to information. Coby grew conspiratorialisted after noticing the same song played twice. conspiratorshipped adj. Drunk to the point where you assume a quiet role in an arrangement nobody has explained. Narain became conspiratorshipped and nodded during a conversation about the spare key. conspiratoured adj. Having drunk enough to join an improvised alliance, then insist that everyone present has a role. Arani went conspiratoured and appointed Markida keeper of the unnecessary spare key. conspiratressed adj. Drunk enough to organise a private plan, preferably without recording its purpose. conspiratrixed adj. Drunk past the point of treating an unremarkable coincidence as accidental. Toua was conspiratrixed and linked the missing coaster to the seating plan. conspirered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary suspicion, and quietly assigning collaborators to unrelated events. Breayla became conspirered and included the waiter in a theory about the lights. conspiricisted adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless coincidence acquires accomplices, motives and an audience. Darielis became conspiricisted and cross-examined the waiter about two identical receipts.